Ervin

Another way of saying simp.

Mordecai is such a fucking ervin jesus.

by Wopwop3123 March 08, 2020

Ervin

Ervin is a bitchy ass bitch who likes to stick his finger up guys butt holes

Stacy: Hey there’s Ervin

Taylor: he’s so gay

by Sjdnbejehdb April 04, 2018

ben ervine

usually hypocritical. smothered in pizza. has a crispy dick. loves dogs. has no friends. always cheats. also two faced, and they are both ugly.

PIZZA CRISPY ben ervine

by nobodyishere. November 23, 2011

kenzie ervine

a girl with a 400000 foot cock that is as wide as a cucumber

“damn that’s kenzie ervine. How does she hide that dick so well

by bigpeepeesucker September 20, 2020

Ervin Outfitters

The greatest pun of all history.

"Hey, I like your shirt!"
"Thanks! I got it at Ervin Outfitters!"

by Cocopuffs March 06, 2012

Dirty Ervin

When you realize the girl you were fucking is really ugly so your penis hides inside its foreskin like a turtle

Guy 1: yooo I heard you got laid last night! Nice!
Guy 2: yeah I was hitting it from the back but then that post nut clarity hit me and I had to pull a dirty Ervin.

by October 14, 2021

kenzie ervine

A girl with a 495738474 foot cock that she can barely hid in her pants

“damn her name must be kenzie ervine

by bigpeepeesucker September 20, 2020