some setup is nessassary, first rig some strobe lights and a high powered radio with hard core rock to a clapper system. then stitch a pillow case from a confederate flag with drawstring on one end. you will need drumsticks as well. when fuckin a chick in the ass, quickly as possible you want to put the confederate pillow case on girls head, pull drawstring tight, clap, and drum on the girls head with the drumsticks, the light, music, and impact of the drumsticks should put her in epileptic shock and put her into siezures. having her anus clamp on your penis while you finish.
i came like crazy when i pulled a Reverse Epileptic Contenental soldier on her ass!!!!
by Nicdizzle November 29, 2006
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i sucked his epileptic yoghurt throwing love wand
by b-man68 January 03, 2010
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Epileptic moltov

When you cum into a girl's mouth, whilst simultaneously playing flashing images and tickeling her feet, creating doubt if she is having a seizure or not
Hey bro I'm tryna get with this girl and she's epileptic any ideas?

Yeah give her an epileptic moltov make her feel the pain she won't remember half of it after

Good Idea maybe it would be like a vibrator
by Smegjuices December 22, 2020
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Epileptic Stingray

When you’ve had a couple of kids and your Labia swings from side to side (making a slapping sound) when you laugh
Pamela was so amused that her downstairs suffered from an Epileptic Stingray.
by Weller November 12, 2023
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Epileptic Stingray

Pamela laughed so much in the shower; that Stephen thought her lady bit’s looked like an Epileptic Stingray.
by Weller November 13, 2023
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epileptic seizure

Refers to a insanely-demented "wild-overreaction" exercise by government/police officials who crazily stampede though a certain area and wrongfully/needlessly confiscate items from the general public.
Ever since the IRS was founded "way back when", U.S. citizens have felt like Uncle Sam launches an epileptic seizure each April.
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
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