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Entrepreneur by backslash\\\ November 1, 2023
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When someone isn't actually a business owner yet continues to claim when asked what they do, "I'm an entrepreneur." When they actually don't have any business, idea, or typically intent to do anything other than watching Mogul videos.
Jimmy: "Hey Todd, what do you do for a living?"
Todd: "Oh, I'm an Entrepreneur!"
Jimmy: " Oh, cool. What business do you do?"
Todd: " Well, I'm still in the "Planning Phase" <or> " I'm going to finish my 'plan' first," <or> "Well I have options I'm letting play out. I have options. "
Jimmy: " So, you're... not an Entrepreneur?"
Todd: "Haven't been listening to me? "
Todd: "Oh, I'm an Entrepreneur!"
Jimmy: " Oh, cool. What business do you do?"
Todd: " Well, I'm still in the "Planning Phase" <or> " I'm going to finish my 'plan' first," <or> "Well I have options I'm letting play out. I have options. "
Jimmy: " So, you're... not an Entrepreneur?"
Todd: "Haven't been listening to me? "
Entrepreneur by Slang_Never_Dies May 10, 2025
Entrepreneur in Reticence
Someone who joins a VC firm with the intention of starting a company but who ultimately is unable to commit to a single idea.
Although a successful executive in his last company, as an EIR, John was unable to pull the trigger on a new idea of his own... thus sealing his fate as an entrepreneur in reticence.
Entrepreneur in Reticence by jdmc October 1, 2008
Entrepreneur Of Death
A true warrior. Someone who is exceptionally skilled in the arts of war. Basically a serious badass. Also referred to as "EOD" for short.
Entrepreneur Of Death by mustacheOfmayhem December 28, 2008
entrepreneur ethics
The moral underpinnings of being or becoming an entrepreneur include: 1. take care of your business, 2. so your business can take care of your family, 3. so your family can take care of you, 4. so you do not become a burden on your fellow human being or the state, 5. so you are in a position to help your fellow human being and 6. so they can help your business.
When you give a person a fishing rod instead of a fish, you have started him or her on the road to self reliance which is the sine qua non of entrepreneur ethics.
entrepreneur ethics by ProfBruce April 21, 2011
Vaginal Entrepreneur
Shelly's day job wasn't working out, so she decided to go into the business of vaginal entrepreneurship.
John: So, what do you do for a living?
Shelly: I'm a vaginal entrepreneur.
John: You mean a prostitute?
John: So, what do you do for a living?
Shelly: I'm a vaginal entrepreneur.
John: You mean a prostitute?
Vaginal Entrepreneur by dorkychickenpants22 December 21, 2010
hipster entrepreneur
1. all he wants to do is just "change the world", 2. but be aware, the hipster entrepreneur values ego validation far more than he does profit or market share
Tony Hsieh is a great entrepreneur who's proven himself over and over again, but he's also the godfather of all hipster entrepreneurs.
They've only been in operation for a year and they're giving back 15% of their profits to charity... WTF, are you kidding me? Are they hipster entrepreneurs or something?
Goddamn hipster entrepreneur. His interests on Facebook are: tea, yoga, and Deepak Chopra.
They've only been in operation for a year and they're giving back 15% of their profits to charity... WTF, are you kidding me? Are they hipster entrepreneurs or something?
Goddamn hipster entrepreneur. His interests on Facebook are: tea, yoga, and Deepak Chopra.
hipster entrepreneur by cantor356 October 7, 2010