Elvirus

The disease that infects dorm rooms at campuses around the country inhabited by sketchy, creeper roommates who enjoy their Eminem a little too loud. Symptoms are noted by a distinct smell similar to when a person does not shower for long periods of time and the characteristic of being extremely awkward. The Elvirus has no known cure, despite the constant efforts of world-renowned scientists. The only hope for the innocent victims whose room is infected is to send the original cause back to the homeland.

I thought I was going to enjoy college until my room got infected with the Elvirus.

Despite the constant use of Lysol and Febreeze, the main symptom of the Elvirus, the distinct smell, cannot be terminated.

Little Timmy: "One day, I hope to find a cure for the Elvirus."
Father: "It's hopeless Timmy, run away while you still can."

by Lockness Monster December 17, 2008

Elvira

By far the coolest, sexiest, cutest girl you can ever meet. Definitely girlfriend material. A girl named Elvira will be constantly smiling and happy, and is probably very popular and well-liked by others.
Exotic-looking and playful, she makes guys' hearts melt. Edgy and indecisive at times, if you get to her heart, she will become the most loving and faithful partner you will ever met -though you may have to put up with her overall flirty attitude, that she will display to get your full attention.

Erm... did I mention she is sexy af? Don't even try to get her out your mind...

Girl- Hey! My name's Elvira
Guy- Erm H-Hi...**instant boner**

Girl- Nice to meet you! I'm Elvira, by the way.
Guy-Will you marry me?
Girl- Sorry what?
Guy- **instant boner**

by dc-a January 20, 2018

Elio

Elio is a very good person and a handsome man. He have grate hair and you will want to stay with him because he is funny and a good person. He can makes mistake but not in purpose. Anyone want to have a friend like him. If you will be his true friend he will always protect you. He is the most funny person and he always want to win or to be first. Elio is a beautiful name but people refer to them with their nicknames. Everyone whose name is elio is an amazing person. If he get angry you better not say anything to him

SEX!
Elio is the god of sex. He is handsome and very powerful. He have amazing body.

Elio

by Lokui super November 10, 2019

Elvina

If your name is Elvina you will be very lucky in the future.

Your really kind and sweet and always there for other people. Your a really funny and someday your going to find a really nice bf/gf.

Some people don’t like you at first but when they start to hang out with you they will are going to think your a nice person.
Sometimes you can be really weird dumb but that’s normal. Your really kind if your name is Elvina

Omg it’s Elvina she going to make this party a lot funnier

by Sankt Göran October 19, 2019

Black Elvis

1. An authentic rapper

2. Any REAL rap MC or producer who's too weird or fucked-up to be mainstream; yet still, the industry looks to for ideas on how to make new shit fresh.

3.Someone who embodies the epitome of Cool because they refuse to sell out. The opposite of whack.

4.Kool Keith, duh.

I heard the radio today; I wish someone would Black Elvis these fake artist's asses.

by nappyheadedcracker January 15, 2011

elvis pussly

An attempt at an insult when you are defeated and don’t know what else to say.

*Eminem throws a few diss lines at Nick Cannon*

Nick Cannon: Shut up Elvis Pussly!

by TheDictionary69 December 13, 2019

Elvish Wedding

A euphemism for sex. So named because in Lord of the Rings, after elves get married they have sex.

I heard noises coming from Sara and Tony's room, then realised they were having an Elvish Wedding. Opening the door, I saw them going at it like animals.

by Amalja May 26, 2011