A University in North Carolina that is home to hot girls, crazy parties and mostly good people. You will drink all the time here. And you will also pass all your classes as they are as easy as taking kindergarden at 30.
Most of the chicks already have boyfriends or are not interested in your punk ass.
There are an extremely high number of gays at Elon. Just when you thought you knew, your bottom hurts the next morning.
The Fraternities and Sororities are the shit, but then again, what isn't at Elon?
Beware: It is (or will) become full of preppy, rich northerners who pay FULL tuition and then argue they can't put gas in there Mercedes.
Everyone has a Mac, gels there hair and has no idea about Burlington, the town full of poor folk next door.
Smith Jackson is a legend with his sexual invasion emails
Elon football is surprisingly good, even if they are half brain dead when it comes to academics.
There are way to many fountains that cost ungodly sums of money just to advance the country club look and feel of Elon.
A car is ESSENTIAL here.
Avoid ALE at all costs: they will fuck you.
Most of the chicks already have boyfriends or are not interested in your punk ass.
There are an extremely high number of gays at Elon. Just when you thought you knew, your bottom hurts the next morning.
The Fraternities and Sororities are the shit, but then again, what isn't at Elon?
Beware: It is (or will) become full of preppy, rich northerners who pay FULL tuition and then argue they can't put gas in there Mercedes.
Everyone has a Mac, gels there hair and has no idea about Burlington, the town full of poor folk next door.
Smith Jackson is a legend with his sexual invasion emails
Elon football is surprisingly good, even if they are half brain dead when it comes to academics.
There are way to many fountains that cost ungodly sums of money just to advance the country club look and feel of Elon.
A car is ESSENTIAL here.
Avoid ALE at all costs: they will fuck you.
Hey, you going to Elon?
Hell yeah, its easy as hell, has easy access to liquor and full of chicks! where are you going to school?
An all boys college
...you queer.
Hell yeah, its easy as hell, has easy access to liquor and full of chicks! where are you going to school?
An all boys college
...you queer.
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