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Eloi

Eloi is a really good person, you can trust him. He’s funny and he can bake good cakes. If you have a eloi, keep it. You have a literal treasure with you. Love u eloi <3
Eloi deserves the best things in the world
by annnnna November 21, 2021
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Princess Eloi

A beautiful looking person (regardless of gender) who lives their life never having to lift a finger, yet has a worry free, care free life. They don't work, yet they live off the work of others who they don't respect or appreciate those who do everything for them.

Named for the idea that many little girls have of growing up to become "A Disney Princess", plus the story The Time Machine by H.G. Wells where the Eloi didn't work for anything, yet got to enjoy all the pleasures life had to offer.
"Man, my girlfriend Bonnie is such a Princess Eloi."
"What do you mean?"
"We've lived together for over a year now, and everyday I come he from work and ask her about her day, and every day she tells me that she watched movies all day."
"Hey, at least she's doing the house work, right?"
"Wrong dude. I do the house work around here."
"But at least you get sex out of it."
"Yeah...about once a month."
"Ouch. You really need to break up with that Princess Eloi and find someone who is willing to support and respect you."
by TobiasMarco June 2, 2022
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digital eloi

The modern users of technology who reap the fruits and live among the cultivated gardens of Web 3.0; but live in blissful ignorance of how it all functions or who lays their digital tables.
"They say Gen Z are 'digital natives', but in actuality they are a form of digital eloi."

"James only knows how to find movies on streaming sites, he says he doesn't know how to use a torrent client or burn a CD."
"What a digital eloi."
by deMONSTERative June 28, 2023
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dirty eloy

when u do anal and poo comes squirtin out
oh you hear teagan got a dirty eloy
by raiderkae May 1, 2024
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