eclaircookiesolos

eclair cookies #1 fan

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by sdadadarstfadarwsa June 25, 2022

The Éclair

When an Éclair is placed over a man's penis just prior to receiving a blowjob. The woman will gently eat away at the dessert while pleasing the luck fellow. Feels great for him and tastes great for her. Gives a whole new meaning to 'the cream filling'

Guy 1: "Oh man, there's a new bakery that just opened down my street with some of the best Éclairs that I know *insert girl's name* and my dong will love!"
Guy 2: "... what are you going on about?!"
Guy 1: "I'm pulling The Éclair tonight!"

by RizzleKnowsHisStuff December 26, 2009

Dirty Eclair

A Dirty Eclair is a soft serve animal poop that has dog hair (or any other type of hair) and dirt covering it. These are not a hard find if u are around animals frequently.

Guy 1: Dude look at that dead rat on the floor.

Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!

Guy 2: Bro!

by BootyScooty July 21, 2019

Hot Eclair

1. When a man defecates on a woman's chest and then masturbates and ejaculates on the excrement.

I thought she was the girl of my dreams until she asked me to give her a Hot Eclair.

by Double D done dirt cheap November 18, 2019

Pre-mature Eclapulation

Verb or Noun; to clap to early; or a clap that comes too early in a musical or theatrical performance. Either an audience member is too eager to applaud the performer, (either to shoo him off stage or out of sheer adulation) OR the performance is long-winded, experimental, or filled with confusing codas that lead audience members to believe the piece is ending when in fact it has not.

After 4 minutes of silence during piece number 1 in the Tribute to John Cage performance, Kasia believed the composition to be over, causing her pre-mature eclapulation.

by Taber Wood September 16, 2009

Eclare

The sexiest couple alive in television. Eclare bitch. Degrassi star couple. If you dont know who they are you deserve a slapping. Eclare is made up of Elijah Goldsworthy and, Clare Edwards. They started to "Officially" go out in "All Falls Down Part 2" . If they were to ever break up, thousands of fangirls would cry and, throw a fit. Were badass fans like that.

Oh my, in Degrassi, Eclare was totes adorable!

by Eclareofficial December 12, 2010

Tonbridge Reverse Eclair

Sexual Act.
Whilst partaking in anal sex, the recieving party will begin pushing out a log of excrement till it makes contact with the tip. At this point, the giving party will ejaculate, injecting his load into the log. This will result in the formation of a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, which may be decorated with seepage.

Guy 1: Dude, your room smells like shit.
Guy 2: Yeah dude, Emily and I went hard last night.
Guy 1: Did you make a Tonbridge Reverse Eclair, though?
Guy 2: Yeah, dude. It was lit.
Guy 1: Rad dude.

by Roger Lichtenstein July 15, 2016