you cum on a girls closed eyes, then put that cum in your mouth, spit in her pussy and finally fuck her senseless.
by bobo jizz December 27, 2007
Get the dirty eyelidmug. by Charley Jenkins December 14, 2007
Get the Rhino's Eyelidmug. Term used by a nefarious whippersnapper that indicates he is looking to be sexually satisfied by receiving a blow job; this then culminates with the act of unloading of jizz on the face of the fellator, hence the idea that their eyes would be sprayed with cum and then dry shut.
If you hate getting cum in your eyes, you better hide... I heard Snapper say he's looking to "stick the eyelids shut"...
by pstalldude January 20, 2023
Get the stick the eyelids shutmug. by duffy12stoneeyelids July 20, 2008
Get the the 12 stone eyelidsmug. by mmagoo13 February 26, 2011
Get the watching the back of my eyelidsmug. A process in which one would lay down (bed optional) and would simply close one's eyes to check one's eyelids for holes. This process takes a usual 7 to 8 hours for the punctuality freak but takes longer depending on how lazy one is. Also depends on the amount of alcohol one has consumed. Even comes as a good excuse when caught performing this process at work, class or behind the wheel.
Example 1
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!
Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.
Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*
Dude 2: Night dude.
Dude 1: Night.
Dude 1: Dude you almost hit that grandma!
Dude 2: Sorry dude, I was checking my eyelids for holes.
Example 2
Dude 1: Well this party was awesome! I'm gonna go check my eyelids for holes. *falls to ground*
Dude 2: Night dude.
Dude 1: Night.
by Crash569 August 13, 2010
Get the Checking my eyelids for holesmug. I saw Hawthorne Heights on Conan last night. Twas worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelids.
by Lizzeh && Ninja September 4, 2008
Get the worse than having rusty nails shoved under and through your eyelidsmug.