Emmett

Emmett is probably the hottest man to ever walk this earth. He has an absolutely GIGANTIC penis. Probably the biggest on the planet but that’s unconfirmed.

Bro have you seen Emmett’s penis? That thing is HUGE!

by Deeznutsarehuge June 17, 2021

Emmett

The type of guy who falls asleep whilst on the toilet and goes home covered in Jam.

Hey, did you see emmett last night?" "Yeah, I had to take a leak in the sink, so i covered him in Jam

by Wrestletastic May 2, 2011

Emmett

Emmett is a fat shit on the ground that lurks in the area of your school

shtop being such an emmett

by shn13grs October 27, 2022

Emmett

An amazing guy whos always there to make you laugh. He is super sweet and usually has blonde hair. When you see his texts you will smile. Tends to fall for K names

Whos that guy?

Thats emmett.

Hes so sweet

by hi.kk October 3, 2021

Emmett

Big dick boy

Damn Emmett has a big dick

by anonymous December 9, 2021

Emmett

A true Giga Chad of all humans.

He has surpassed even Giga Chad, he has ascended into an Emmett!

by spaghett monster August 11, 2022

Emmett

He literally is just a piece of corn

Emmett is the Corn of Stalin

by Megaloniola April 23, 2022