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The Durham fed

The Durham fed if full of sly cunt and fuck boys,,u can’t trust anyone in that school,,it’s a pure piss take and everyone loves to get off their faces every weekend
by Txwslm zeoff October 19, 2018
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durham academy

an absolutely shit school where half the kids are drug addicts and drive sExY cars paid for by their daddies, while the other half plays riptide on their ~ukuleles~ BUT paula marr is an absolute fucking god and if your lucky enough to have her, you'll be cured of your depression(caused by durham academy) for at least 50 min a day.
the highlight of my day at durham academy is hiding a moto moto for paula marr to find each day.
by motomotonamessonice April 1, 2019
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durham local

jesus: hey that guy is really cool.
Satan: yea, he's the durham local
by satan February 28, 2005
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Durhamite

Pronounced /dərmmīt/

Someone who was born and raised in Durham, NC or someone who has resided there for 2 or more years with pride. Knows the town well and usually doesn’t have plans to relocate. Born in Durham and wish to Die in Durham. Usually refers to Durham as Bull City. Will quickly throw up “The Bull” if asked where they are from.
Wow it’s so fascinating how different us Durhamites are. I sure am proud to be a Durhamite.
by DrewsFacts January 23, 2019
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durham

durham is a town in south central CT. it is full of farmers, a thing not commly found in CT. it is a very small town so small most of the people in Durham call Wallingford a city. Durham is the most ass backwards town in CT and is the only town where everyone has a southern accient dispite living in the north. The most thing people know Durham for is the Durham fair. It is basically a gathering for farmers to show off their prize pigs for a weekend and to race tractors. The most popular teen hangout in Durham is the DB mart. the second most popular is in someones basement smoking pot becuase thats all Durham kids do.
Durham kid: "FUCK YOU IM DURHAM. AND YOU CAN'T BREAK THE DURHAM INSIDE ME!!!!!!!"

Wallingford kid: "Shit dude im sorry"
by Brosnamee October 27, 2006
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Durham tidy munch

"My wife loves it when I give her a Durham tidy munch"
by yessahh August 20, 2008
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Durham Middle School

A suburban middle school fit for a bunch of wannabe gangsters, homophobes (vocal or not), and gays
A school were you can't give your suffering friend a hug because it violates an arbitrary touch rule.
A school that has no such thing as confidentiality.
A school that gives its kids panic attacks and doesn't bat an eye so long as they get that sweet, sweet A from them.
A school where you can get suspended for getting beat up because 'you must've provoked this person'.
A school where students get death threats from other students and are afraid to say anything due to fear of being ridiculed for your sexuality.
A school that couldn't be bothered to make more than a half-assed, glitchy, pathetic excuse for a website when they know full well that some students will have to rely on it for the full length of a global fucking pandemic.
A school that's one good act for any of its students is to make sure that a place like this never allowed to run again.
"I go to Durham Middle School"
"Oh my god, I am so sorry. This a dark period in your life but just know that it gets better. If you need anything just ask."
by HomogenousLoser January 6, 2021
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