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Canine tea bagging. Usually practiced by blue bloods who scoff at other dogs who dine on mere chow. If there is any doubt regarding dominance, the alpha wrestles the beta to the ground and dips his balls into his/her mouth. Owners usually appreciate the gesture, but cannot figure out why this does not usually pan out well at the work place.
Tick spent the night at Rex's house. After devouring lobster and crab the night before, a double-dog double-dump was in order the next morning. Afterwards, Tick was laying down in the grass...feeling satisfied. As alpha, Rex knew that only he should be happy and started dunkin' dognuts, while saying "eat THIS!!"
by Bong Juice May 4, 2023
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Another way to say that a girl has giants boobs.
The First letters form DD
or Double D's
Sam Got sum dunkin donuts
by Me llamo Jonas June 17, 2008
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Phenomenon that happens when you sit down on a toilet (usually public) and the bottom of your sack dips into the nasty bowl water
His nuts pulled upward as he cringed in dismay at the scrotal baptism of a dunkin donuts.
by Codfish3000 October 19, 2015
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By far the best fast food restaurant in America. Sells both food and drink such as donuts (hence the name), coffee, breakfast and lunch sandwiches, and hot chocolate. Is a great place to go for all ages, whether you're a young kid hungry for donuts, or if you're an older man/woman who needs a place to hang out and drink coffee.
Every day before work, I go to Dunkin Donuts and get coffee.

Hayley: Man, I'm hungry!
Kayley: Hey, why don't we go to Dunkin Donuts?
Hayley: What a genius idea!
by HannahFancyPants November 25, 2016
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The phenomenon that occurs for males after age 40 when his gravity stricken, rubbery, wrinkled testicles meet The murky waters of the toilet when sitting for a poo.;fondue style is when turds are present with your nuts in the pool
I accidentally flushed during my first dunkin donuts swirlie ,luckily I had a plunger Handy because I didn’t want to have snake the drain again.
by J3r3my030303 January 16, 2018
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When a man dips his nuts in a steaming hot cup of coffee and then dips his nuts in a girls mouth.
Bill: Bro, my ho just gave me a "Dunkin' Donuts"
Bob: Dude no way! Did it hurt?
Bill: Fuck no it was better than a blumpkin !
by herm4 August 19, 2011
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