A man who, though nominally straight, would still, at the end of the day, rather be hanging out with his buddies than with girls.
"How'd it go with Roxy last night?"
"Oh, I blew her off - my fantasy football league was meeting, and besides, it was all-you-can-eat wings night over at the pub."
"Man, you're such a dudeosexual."
"Oh, I blew her off - my fantasy football league was meeting, and besides, it was all-you-can-eat wings night over at the pub."
"Man, you're such a dudeosexual."
by lexipolitan December 16, 2011
Get the dudeosexual mug.First you cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket and insert a particularly small penis through said hole. Then you surprise your movie theater guest with it.
Tony went to the movies quite often with Medusa, but one time in particular he MILK DUDED the popcorn bucket. Not only did she not find it amusing, she didn't even find it.
by @Badmoneyslim June 10, 2019
Get the Milk Duded mug.When that really cute girl/guy calls you "dude". It's considered instant rejection when they hit you with that right after you threw in a pickup line. This is the step right before the friend zone.
You: Hey sexy, how are you doing?
Them: I'm good dude
Friend: Oh daaamn. You just got dudezoned man!!
Them: I'm good dude
Friend: Oh daaamn. You just got dudezoned man!!
by pizza.is.for.punks May 5, 2015
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The act in which a player in the world of final fantasy marrys a girl in game, only to find out that it is a guy irl
You got duded
by LordRavioli March 29, 2015
Get the Duded mug.The language of the 'dude' - also known as 'dood'. Dudesonian is adopted by the extremist surfer culture who have been raised by the water. They stand by love, peace, and the waves. Dudesonians are rare creatures, but when you see them, you will know.
'Hakuna Matutes my dood (dudesonian)!' - while shaking their thumb and pinky (surfer sytle)
'See you at the surf my slimy-slimeson' - Trent says to Markoos
'Find peace in the waves' - Thrash praises
'See you at the surf my slimy-slimeson' - Trent says to Markoos
'Find peace in the waves' - Thrash praises
by theforeskinner April 18, 2022
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