She is a middle aged woman trying to live out her childhood fantasies of being a princess by manipulating a stupid British prince into marrying her by pretending to be pregnant. She is not liked by the British people and spends a lot of taxpayer dollars trying to get them to like her. She also spends a lot of time obsessing about her image on social media and spreading gossip about Kate Middleton.
by Royalty rocks May 1, 2019
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TIP- "rinsing" her off my be challenging with an erect penis, so this technique my take practice to perfect.
Also avoid eating asparagus 24 hours before performing La Ducharme for maximum partner satisfaction.
TIP- "rinsing" her off my be challenging with an erect penis, so this technique my take practice to perfect.
Also avoid eating asparagus 24 hours before performing La Ducharme for maximum partner satisfaction.
Last night was perfect because after playing halo and drinking nattys with the bros, this girl I met at a party came to my house and I gave her a La Ducharme right before I called her a cab home the next morning.
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The most uncomfortable sitting position known to man. Female members of the British Royal Family, such as Princess Diana or Kate Middleton, tend to use to protect their modesty, while the male members are allowed to sit anyway they choose. It involves sitting with the knees and ankles tightly bound and slanted to one side. Not as preferable to the Cambridge cross, which involves crossing your ankles. One can only wonder how Kate Middleton keeps up that smile in public.
Bob: We’re going to a party today, sweetie. You should use the duchess slant when you sit.
Kate: I’d rather die.
Kate: I’d rather die.
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The word duchen was originally a reference in broken English to a Dutch Master brand cigar. Its usage has since spiraled to mean any such type of cigar.
The word duchen was originally a reference in broken English to a Dutch Master brand cigar. Its usage has since spiraled to mean any such type of cigar.
by Battery Jackson June 16, 2008
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Duchovny means 'spirit' in Russian.
Duchovny means 'spirit' in Russian.
"I saw David Duchovny up against a car, and wished I were that car."
"We saw David Duchovny in a red speedo. He has a very nice bulge."
"We saw David Duchovny in a red speedo. He has a very nice bulge."
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Get the duche nugget mug.A woman that somehow thinks she is the gatekeeper of facts and her opinion is that of higher value than anyone and anything. They think that because they work under the CEO they should be treated like royalty.
Ruairi: Did you see Peggy's email about Cinco De Mayo?
Kyle: Yea that little Cunt Duchess just listed off facts about Mexican food. She could have at least convinced the big boss to get us a Taco Truck.
Kyle: Yea that little Cunt Duchess just listed off facts about Mexican food. She could have at least convinced the big boss to get us a Taco Truck.
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