driving the bus

When it is your turn to drive the carpool to work, school, sporting events, ect.

This is the week I am driving the bus to work so I know we will be on time for a change.

by Delow September 20, 2005

driving the bus

the act of hurlage. Vomiting.

"Wow, was I ever driving the bus last night after that 5th Long Island Iced Tea"

by Zanner September 20, 2005

driving the bus

Being conscious or being in control of one's self.

Did you see that glazed look in her eye? She's not driving the bus!

by Henwen September 21, 2005

driving the bus

To be draped over a toilet ridding yourself of the last several hours of food and drink consumption.Name comes from the image of a person kneeling in front of a bowl, with arms draped around the rim, and head focused down in the vomit position, similar looking to a bus driver leaning forward with his/her arms draped around the rim of the steering wheel.

After a long night of tequila shots, Fred was driving the bus until 4 A.M.

by Bub Soda, kudos to Czyzyciewcz September 21, 2005

Are You Driving This Bus?

To say your in control.

Man and woman are having a fight
Woman: Barry you never let me have what I want
Man: ARE YOU DRIVING THIS BUS?!?!
(Woman Cries)

by iNguyen October 25, 2008

cat driving a bus

A term that was born on AOTS- mostly Kevin, because Kevin is a genius. Also it basically means turning frantically from side to side. . . As if scratching like a cat would when said cat sees a plastic mouse, or a real one. It also helps if you meow.

Kevin stop yelling at the intern, you're like a cat driving a bus.

by xDJ RaV GirL September 25, 2010

Bus driving

Wearing dress or non-athletic shoes with athletics socks usually white tube socks

Did you see my neighbor? He was bus driving when he was mowing his lawn

by Breaking dancing on cardboard April 23, 2019