White Douchery

A person, usually white, who is a giant douche.

Tom wears unbutton t shirts and caps from the gap. There for he is a White Douchery.

by The Shadowily figure July 20, 2010

carla douchery berry

the act of a miss carla berry

i got really wrecked i pulled a carla douchery berry....made a total mess of my self

by Carla Berry November 2, 2008

douchery\´dü-sha-réé \ n:

(a) a large building, warehouse or complex where douche is produced in mass. (b) a smaller building i.e. certain bars, restaurants or brewery's where fine, quality or aged douche is created and fermented. (c) a single individual purveyor of douche, when referring to an individual quality can be sacrificed for quantity!

That bar is a total douchery\´dü-sha-réé \ n:

Every time that guy opens his mouth it's like a tour through a douchery\´dü-sha-réé \ n:

douche douchery ´dü-sha-réé dushary douche bag

by Space_Cowboy_ April 14, 2011

Jack douchery

Jack douchery is the artful combination of being both a complete jackass and behaving like an unbelievable douche.

Just when you thought that Mr. Smyth couldn’t out do himself and be more of a dick, he took his jack douchery to a whole new level.

by Barry Madonginer February 28, 2024

Douchery

Someone who is practicing being a douche

Man, Payten is like the king of douchery

by Kingofdouchery May 15, 2015

Douchery

In ancient Roman Times, public pre-orgy bathing centers.

"Caesar, away with us to the douchery. Tonight, we orgify."

by TugglesB November 4, 2012

L'eau de doucherie

Self-explanatory- smells like an asshole or douchebag.

L'eau de (cologne) doucherie (douche bag + random French word cherie)

Waste yute: "Come see me tonight."
Girl with basic standards: "I can't. I have work tomorrow morning."
Waste yute: "You can't make any time for me?"
Girl with standards (thinking): I smell l'eau de doucherie.
Girl with standards: "I can't tonight, bae. I'm sorry."
Waste yute: "Wowwwww... OK. Talk to you later then."
*kisses teeth then hangs up*
Girl with standards: "What the fuck?"

by T&T'sDictionary March 19, 2023