Douchecanoe

when a person is so douchey they are equal to about 50 douchebags, therefore a canoe would be needed.

It is much larger than most other forms of douches

Kyle Benger is a Douchecanoe

by wishshedidntknowanydouchecanoe November 20, 2010

doucheclown

Simple insult made up of douchebag and assclown

Man, Pinney is being a real doucheclown

by Tempest3D August 4, 2007

Douchelord

Someone who has reached such a high level of douchebaggery that they are respected and held in high esteem by other douchebags. The leader of the douchebags.

His reputation with the ladies has helped him attain douchelord status among his peers.

by thebeckster February 7, 2010

douchehorse

Someone who's douchyness is too large to fit into a bag.

Can be used in place of douchebag where appropriate.

Can't believe that guy cut in front of me in line and spilt his drink on me while doing it, he's such a douchehorse

by Rakky September 26, 2009

douchemongerer

One who practices douchey habits and reflects the douchebag lifestyle. May also like douches. Not to be confused with douchebag, who is simply someone who dresses like a douche.

That man is a douchemongerer.

by douchekiller. August 25, 2009

Doucheforia

The ultimate level of douchieness one can reach.

Tom has reached a new level of doucheforia!

by Spider13 August 13, 2014

Douchecopter

The pinnacle of douchebaggery.

Guy #1: I think steve stole my regular NES.
Guy #2: Yeah, that guy is a total douchecopter.

by Corey Johnsen April 6, 2007