Doot

The PG way to say "shart."

It wasn't a poot. It wasn't a toot. There were lumps, so it must've been a doot.

by Pooptoot McGinnis January 25, 2020

Doot

A hidden link in a webpage leading only to a page saying "Congrats to you, you found this link!" found only by people who actually try to.

Phil: I found this random link on a webpage and clicked on it, only to have it say "You have found it!"

Clyde: Woah! You found a doot? No way!

by MpegEVIL April 26, 2011

Doot

Southern Westchester (New York) term for cigarette. Sometimes called a "Doot Dat."

"Hey man, you got a spare Doot ?"

by Bogerella Fodachella April 02, 2006

Doot

premarital sex

Wanna come over and doot?

by Ooga ooga March 06, 2020

Doot

A term used in Northern Ireland to describe money.

I have 40 doot left in my bank account.

by sp1999444 February 01, 2015

Doot

Used in MMORPG's (Massive-Multiplayer Online Roll Playing Games). It is used to express superiority or power. It can also be used as a reference to a level of power one can attain in an MMO.

Ex 1. "I am doot"
Ex 2. "If you want doot, get that weapon!"

by I iz Lolcatz April 13, 2009

Doot

Gently touch another's nose with affection

I dooted her nose playfully and then we kissed

by Freelimbic March 19, 2018