Don Juan

The extreme opposite of a "don't want".

Tina: How that don't want became a Don Juan.
Rose: I think he drank something called Funky Cold Medina.

by Jorge Buitrago September 9, 2020

Reverse Don Juan

This is the ultimate prank to play on a male friend, who in his mind believes he is God’s gift to women or considers himself "Don Juan". The goal is to introduce your male friend to hot girl, one you know he will be interested in seducing. The girl has to be in on the prank. Once the introduction is made and the two go off to fool around the bait is set. The goal is for the girl to NOT sleep with the male friend but to definitely get him very interested in seeing her again. Then YOU the friend can begin the prank. You have to call your guy friend "Don Juan" and tell him you were over at your girls house who you set him up with and you saw on her computer a collage of pictures and love letter type stuff on her computer that are all about "Don Juan" essentially letting him know she is very obsessed with him and has pictures of him all over her apartment. You can even tell him that she has a picture of him as the background on her cell phone. The bottom line is to make your guy friend "Don Juan" believe that the girl is a little crazy and more importantly is stalking him. The beautiful thing about this prank is you can allow it to continue for 1 day or 30 days, just as long as "Don Juan" doesn't get too disturbed by the situation. The minute you think he really does believe she is stalking him and is completely in love, is when you call him up to tell him about the prank. At which point "Don Juan" feels like a douche and finally does realize he really isn't God’s gift to women!

Hey man you remember that hot girl Noelle from the other night? "yeah I remember her" Well I used her to do the "Reverse Don Juan" on our friend Cody. He totally believes that she is stalking him right now and he will not even come over to the house for dinner cause he is afraid she will be there too. I told him it's not that big of a deal but he was like hells no! I guess I am going to have to call him up and tell him what the real story is regarding her, cause you know he was totally down with her prior to the "Reverse Don Juan" being set. "sweet I want to be in the room when you tell him, I can wait to see his face!!!" I bet he tries to take her out again once he realizes it was a prank, cause now he knows she is hot and down for games!

by TheCraw2 September 11, 2009

Don Juan

Every Mexican family's machista tio, that reeks beer and tries to spit game at his own family members although he's married with kids. Disgusting old man

Wakala Don Juan is looking at us

by SweetSam June 5, 2017

Long Dong Don Juan Delicious

Don is a pimp reverend...he hales from Mexico but doesnt speak spanish...He fought side by side with General Patton and was injured in World War 1-

see Don Gonzalez, you'll never be the same.

by Seth July 18, 2006

Don Juan

A character from the play Don Juan Tenorio. A villain. A bastard. We hope he burns in hell. He made my eighth-to-freshman year hell with that stupid book, and then we spent TWO MONTHS learning about him. (He doesn't deserve Doña Inés.)

You know, I really would have enjoyed the book more if Don Juan was pulled down to hell at the end.

by Vivitur-Moritur November 28, 2023

Bishop Don Magic Juan

1. Former pimp, now ordained preacher and religious advisor to Snoop Dogg
2. That guy in the green hat from Old School

Q.) Hey, is that Bishop Don Magic Juan over there with them tricky-ass bitches?

A.) Hell yes it is; that guy is a total pimp!

by Fadeproof John Beautiful April 28, 2005

juan don delanooch

Its a name you call yourself when you don't want anyone to know your government name . special name -lanedoe

Person :hey, what ls is your name ?

You:(in your mind)do I know this guy?
You: (in your head) well I don't know him so I'll tell him a fake name .
You:Juan Don Delanooch .

by fake name , JDD ,lanedoe April 11, 2018