dof

A person who is not techno savvy nor understands geek.
A person who gives a blank expression when spoken to about technical, computer or geeky stuff.

an adjective describing a blank expression

cf. dom: Afrikaans word for stupid

She had that dof look on her face when I explained the theory of relativity to her.

He was a total dof. He did not even grasp the basics of warp field technology

by viperx June 05, 2013

DOF

Deceiver of Friends

Did you hear Scott is banging that chick, after he said he would never do that again? What a total DOF!

by Jack Slamher February 09, 2010

dirty dof

The act of getting a girl drunk and using her for sexual pleasures while she cant remember a thing

That guy did a dirty dof on that girl

by 4562718 April 06, 2020

DOF

Acronym for Demented Old Fool.

Guy: a mate of mine called my again to see if I'm available to play tennis. I already told him yesterdat I wasn't. What a dof!

by Neighbour Jones March 30, 2019

DOFs

The more you have the cooler y ou are.

Did you see the DOFs on that guy?! What a chad

by Shuckels August 13, 2024

DOF

DOF stands for Dick On Fire!! As soon as they lay eyes on the opposite sex their dick becomes erect, DOF's are attracted to anything that moves, and as soon as they make contact with their DOF is very quickly extinguished.
The world record for the longest DOF is 7.03 seconds.

I saw a woman for the first time and my DOF was blazing

by KittyKatsSayMeow May 10, 2023

DOF

DOF stands for dick on fire! As soon as they lay eyes on the opposite sex their dick becomes erect, DOF's are attracted to anything that moves, and as soon as they make contact with their prey their DOF is very quickly extinguished.

The world record for the longest DOF is 7.03 seconds!!

I saw a woman for the first time today and my DOF was blazing.

by KittyKatsSayMeow May 10, 2023