(n.)1. a Divine cock block happens when you get cock blocked by one or a series of multiple supernatural events that could have never happened with out divine intervention.
2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.
2. god is mad at you and refuses to let you have sexual intercourse.
ex1.
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!
guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!
guy 1: yo that girl from the bar last night took me back to her place and we were hooking up and when we went to have sex i couldn't get it up.
guy 2: NO WAY! A divine cock block!
guy 1: Why GOD, WHY?!?!?
ex2.
guy 1: man you wouldn't believe what happened last night!
guy 2: what happened?
guy 1: last night i was hooking up with Jess and when i got up to get a condom and transport plane's cargo door opened up while flying over my house and a cow crashed through my roof and crushed Jess!
guy 2: WOW! if that's not a divine cock block then i don't know what is!
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Divine~ kind, funny, rude when needed, caring, pretty. Divine's can be found anywhere. They can make you laugh till you can't take it anymore, also they can hype you up and overall when you find a divine don't lose her because it'll be the worse day of your life.
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Get the Divine mug.L Divine is the celebrated author of a teen series called Drama High. The series is based in Compton (America) and currently has 11 books going on to number 12 and onwards. It's not just a teen drama it has a mystical twist to it and has characters every one can relate to.
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L Divine's Work As of 2010
1. The Fight
2. Second Chance
3. Jayd's Legacy
4. Frenemies
5. Lady J
6. Courtin' Jayd
7. Hustlin
8. Keep It Movin'
9. Holidaze
10. Culture Clash
11. Cold As Ice
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12. Pushin'13. The Meltdown
1. The Fight
2. Second Chance
3. Jayd's Legacy
4. Frenemies
5. Lady J
6. Courtin' Jayd
7. Hustlin
8. Keep It Movin'
9. Holidaze
10. Culture Clash
11. Cold As Ice
(Not Yet Published)
12. Pushin'13. The Meltdown
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Get the L Divine mug.5 Percenter (NGE) speak for God. A spelling of the word God using the Supreme Alphabet: (G)od OCipher (D)ivine. In 5 Percenter speak, God doesn't mean a supreme or supernatural entity but rather a mere person, embodying the pantheistic notion of a supreme god who exists in every person and thing in nature. Commonly used to refer to oneself or one's niggas.
"I'm God Cipher Divine, love my pussy refined/Guess that means clean, a FDS smell with a shine/ Word up. Respect that ho."
-Ghostface Killah aka Ghost Faced Killer or Tony Starks, Wildflower (on the Ironman album.)
-Ghostface Killah aka Ghost Faced Killer or Tony Starks, Wildflower (on the Ironman album.)
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Examples of this phenomenon are plentiful. Finding a coupon right before you're about to buy something. Discovering a discount at the register for something you're about to buy. Noticing that you have an extra $100 in savings you forgot about. Finding an extra $5 in your purse you never knew was there. Tampax being put on sale during the week you just so happened to start your period. The list goes on and on.....
Examples of this phenomenon are plentiful. Finding a coupon right before you're about to buy something. Discovering a discount at the register for something you're about to buy. Noticing that you have an extra $100 in savings you forgot about. Finding an extra $5 in your purse you never knew was there. Tampax being put on sale during the week you just so happened to start your period. The list goes on and on.....
"Honey, remember that resturant we're going to on Friday? I just got a coupon for it in the mail! It's Divine Jewish Intervention!"
"I went to the store expecting to pay $100 for those shoes but Divine Jewish Intervention caused them to only ring up for $80!"
"I went to the store expecting to pay $100 for those shoes but Divine Jewish Intervention caused them to only ring up for $80!"
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