Mailbox baseball - disasterbation.
Rocks through windows - disasterbation.
High-foaming dishsoap in the fountatin - disasterbation (and priceless!)
Rocks through windows - disasterbation.
High-foaming dishsoap in the fountatin - disasterbation (and priceless!)
by panic December 16, 2004
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to disasterbate is to attempt to jerk off and cum one last time before you die in a disaster.
to disasterbate is to attempt to jerk off and cum one last time before you die in a disaster.
Example #1 - Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, we have tried everything but it turns out that the plane is going to crash into the mountains.
Passenger: Oh Shit! Guess I'll Disasterbate before i die *fap fap fap fap...*
Example #2 - Jerking off on december 20th 2012 at 11:55 PM
Passenger: Oh Shit! Guess I'll Disasterbate before i die *fap fap fap fap...*
Example #2 - Jerking off on december 20th 2012 at 11:55 PM
by Jouniah January 27, 2011
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by TChewy August 13, 2010
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guy #2: thats what we call a Disasterbate
guy #2: thats what we call a Disasterbate
by Disasterbate October 30, 2014
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As the nazi's invaded my city of Warsaw, Poland and killed my family, I couldn't help but disasterbate
As the nazi's invaded my city of Warsaw, Poland and killed my family, I couldn't help but disasterbate
by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011
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Guy #1: Did you hook up with Jackie last night?
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.
by Squan14 August 31, 2014
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