disasterbate

combination of disaster and masterbate.
1.verb - (getting off on) mindless pointless destruction.

Mailbox baseball - disasterbation.
Rocks through windows - disasterbation.
High-foaming dishsoap in the fountatin - disasterbation (and priceless!)

by panic December 16, 2004

Disasterbate

Verb, To Disasterbate

to disasterbate is to attempt to jerk off and cum one last time before you die in a disaster.

Example #1 - Pilot: Ladies and gentlemen, we have tried everything but it turns out that the plane is going to crash into the mountains.
Passenger: Oh Shit! Guess I'll Disasterbate before i die *fap fap fap fap...*

Example #2 - Jerking off on december 20th 2012 at 11:55 PM

by Jouniah January 27, 2011

Disasterbate

When a hurricane or earthquake hits, death is near, but the opposite sex is far away.

Katrina is cumming. Perfect time to disasterbate.

by TChewy August 13, 2010

Disasterbate

Masturbating so hard you cum everywhere leading into a giant disaster situation

guy #1: damn i jerked it so hard i came on everything last night

guy #2: thats what we call a Disasterbate

by Disasterbate October 30, 2014

Disasterbate

Masturbating in the middle of a natural or man-made disaster.

I was a real fighter committing to a disasterbate session through the category 5 hurricane.
As the nazi's invaded my city of Warsaw, Poland and killed my family, I couldn't help but disasterbate

by Pedophile93 November 8, 2011

Disasterbate

When you go home alone and go jerk off after an unsuccessful night of hunting sloots. Tears may be used as lubricant.

Guy #1: Did you hook up with Jackie last night?
Guy #2: No, she was into Dylan, so I just went home and disasterbated.

by Squan14 August 31, 2014

disasterbate

To imagine/dream of disasters

I sat disasterbating over a near by volcano

by John Greve July 2, 2005