Dirty Jonothan

When you need to take a leak after engaging in anal sex with your boyfriend but instead of urine coming out a slow yet steady stream of faecal matter proceeds to exit the urethra

Just used toilet paper on my German helmet because of the massive Dirty Jonothan I expelled from my meat and two veg

by Brosephene April 2, 2020

Dirty jonas

scratching your nuts and then typing

mike dirty jonas all the time with that keyboard

by gabyface September 22, 2008

Dirty Jonte

When a Japanese dude does anal with a red head

Dude Wayne totally pulled a dirty jonte last night..

by Your local sex offender July 19, 2021

dirty jonty

when you poo on your finger and then eat it and then wee in a glass and have oral with a poo stain

i just pulled a dirty jonty with my girlfriend, wait i don’t have one.

by IconicRat June 15, 2020

dirty jonathon

When someone sells pills and bags and doesn't do drugs eats burgers with just ketchup and cheese and bangs even the bluest of blue waffles

The dirty jonathon banged my wife

by Edward Obrien June 6, 2020

dirty Jonah

someone who like to suck off kids

im a dirty Jonah

by cumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcumcuu October 24, 2022

Dirty Jones

When a big tough guy chases down a short weak guy and beats him until shit runs down his pants and then the big tough guy wipes shit on his face, resulting in a shit mustache. Then they shit into the weak guys mouth.

It is also a variation of The Dirty Sanchez.

I gave that motherfucker a Dirty Jones.

by Asperger John July 3, 2020