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Dirty Dave 

Inserting anal beads into Dave Chapelle's ass until he shits all over them, and then pulling them out with your face below the anus so the shit releases all over your face.
Yo, did you see Dave Chapelle's comedy show last night? He was inviting people to come backstage afterwards and give him a Dirty Dave, and when I did my face was so covered in shit I almost looked like him!
Dirty Dave by Doorknob Lourie August 28, 2025

Dirty Old Dave 

dirty old dave related to a man who drives a white van commonly called dave and likely to be a pervert with a keen interest in prostitutes.

a song to the tune of dirty old town has been changed to

dirty old dave,

dirty old dave
hes a dirty old man
with a dirty old plan

this is a more detailed version of a typical white van man
that man over there, looking at those women is a ;dirty old dave' keep away from him at all costs.
Dirty Old Dave by jennI October 6, 2012

Dirty Davey 

The act of excessive masturbation without any lubrication until your penis is very swollen the Night before a big date to give the illusion that you’re cock is thicker than it actually is.
“Hey man. Are you ready for your big date later today?” Oh yeah. I did the ol’ Dirty Davey last night. I can’t wait to see the look on her face.
Dirty Davey by MrGraves86 May 22, 2019

Dirty daves soup imported from detroit

When you hold in your shit on a hot day so it turns into messy diarrhea and you let it all out on someone elses chest.
Guy-"Man, I can't hold it anymore or this will become some Dirty daves soup imported from detroit"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"