dingleberry

A smallish, semi-dry, extraordinarily tenacious remnant of fecal matter which, when unwittingly rolled into a mixture with toilet paper lint by the action of wiping, becomes almost irremovably entangled among ones anal hair, a situationality exacerbated by the vigorous chafing and friction between the buttocks and most commonly remedied by the sad and almost entirely unavoidable remedy of plucking out at its root the individual hair to which each dingleberry is conjoined. Of related interest, dingleberries are often noted as having the vague odor of undigested corn or peanuts.

*Plink*

Ouch! Son of a bitch, that hurt!

Then, dingleberry is uphelp by a coarse and curly hair between the fingers about 6 inches in front of the face and marveled at by the viewer, who experiences waves of anger, wonder, and bitterness while contemplating in earnest the sordid and very stupid affair of shaving the unfortunate crease in his or her own ass.

by Joatamon December 28, 2005

dingleberry wine

The sweat in the crack of your ass that ferments on sweltering hot days.

This will be a good year for dingleberry wine.

by Sixpack Amaru July 18, 2006

dingleberry jelly

the stuff around the anus if you don't wipe good

Oh, baby how did you get that dingleberry jelly around your asshole, it's nasty.

by Trey Fart April 2, 2009

Dingleberry Winery

When you sit on the toilet so long, the water turns into steam and condenses on your ass.

That was one massive dingleberry winery, I had to wipe both cheeks.

That dump was so massive, you turned that bathroom into a dingleberry winery.

by Angrylolrus November 3, 2010

Eugene Dingleberry

Ther persona of the YouTuber Kanel Joseph. Eugene is responsible for every comment section being filled with “imagine not knowing eugene.”

You don’t know Eugene dingleberry!! Imagine not knowing eugene haha!!

by H0ldenlol December 6, 2022

jaquavious dingleberry demarcus obamnus goofatron the 3rd

the goofiest name of them all

ayo who tf goofy ass name is jaquavious dingleberry demarcus obamnus goofatron the 3rd

by jaquavious goofatron May 9, 2022

dingleberry grove

The portion of the human body located between the sex organs and the anus; the perineum. Also commonly known as the taint. So named because the coarse pubic hairs that grow in this area tend to collect and hold onto clumped bits of toilet tissue and human excrement (known as a dingleberry), much like fruit growing on a bush.

You're not getting into bed until you hit the shower and wash those crumbs outta your dingleberry grove...I ain't doing an extra load of laundry in the morning!

by Sean Wilkinson April 2, 2003