Dickaplegic

(Dick-uh-puh-lee-jik) n. 1. One who suffers from paralysis of the penis.

2. Dude with a broken dick.

3. Usually vulgar: a stupid, incompetent, or detestable person.

Spank "Man dude, if she keeps riding me like this I'm gonna be a dickaplegic!"

Cooper "Hahahahaha"

Spank "This shits not funny dude, seriously, I think she may have broken my dick"

Cooper "Hahahahahaha, You're killin' me"







Leah "God, I hate you!! Fuckin' dickaplegic!!"

Dick "my bad"

by The Shizphactory January 12, 2009

Dickalingus

Playing the skin flute like a pro

Performing fellatio like its a language of love

Polite way of saying blowjob

Opposite of Cunnilingus

Jessica does dickalingus like a second language

by sambomac84 January 16, 2015

Dickan

When a guy puts stuff paper in his pants to make it look like he has a big dick.

He is doing the Dickan lmao
Ik lmao

by ...SOMEONE_A May 19, 2020

Dickanese

the indecipherable language of mumbles and grunts that girls speak when they are trying to communicate whilst having a dick in their mouth. it is doubly humorous because it plays on the words Dick and Knees, which are two key components to the speaking of Dickanese.

"by the end of the night, carlo had natalie speaking Dickanese "

"i don't usually do this" (hard to understand with your dick in her mouth)

"where's the handle" (usually gargled language)

by Cloandnattie October 22, 2008

dickalingus

Blowjob Cock Sucking Headjob

Jessica knows dickalingus its like a second language

by sambomac84 January 16, 2015

Dickap

Short for “Dick-Apocalypse”. Whenever a young girl is faced with more than 100 dicks to blow.

Yo did you hear about that party last night?

Yeah some girl got hit with a Dickap

by Billy Boner Joe June 10, 2021

Dickacorn

Mainly another word for a dick head. Like a unicorn, dickacorns are thought to have a dick smack dab in the middle of there forehead. They are an all male species (w/t a few exceptions) but unlike the gracefull unicorns who are (sadly) not real/extinct, the dickacorns (sadly) still exist.

Dude, you are such a dick head, I bet you could be a dickacorn!

by abscond2hell+back January 29, 2015