Dismount

When a person exits his or her mouth of the dip they have been dipping.

Jaymes dismounted so he can make out with his woman.

by Bandito loves Jaymes October 5, 2017

Dismount Gimp

A Guy who poons you irl, enjoys having sex with your mother and killing your mounts.

"Omfg Dismount Gimp II Just fucked my mother then killed my swampie, it had fucking Val armour on, REEEEEEEEEEEE"

by Dismount Gimp II December 17, 2004

dismount

when someone is mounted on someone/or something and you have to ask them to shut up about it.

friend 1: "doesn't he have the greatest body ever? he's so tan and ripped."

friend 2: DISMOUNT.

by soopercool May 15, 2009

Dilhouette

The silhouette of a dick.

The room was dark so I could only see your dilhouette in the light from the window.

by Mercer215 June 16, 2014

Rectillious Dildous Maximus

The T-Rex of all dildos. The prophecy is said that such a dildo still exists to mankind today. This dildo is said to be "Harder to find than the holy grail". In order to obtain it one must join the gay mafia and pass through the initiation of sucking Satans thorny cock.

person 1: hey man wanna go find the Rectillious Dildous Maximus?

person2: Hell to the no! im not sucking no thorny cock u fag!

by D-REAL-201 March 29, 2010

Dildous

Adjective // A term used to describe an object's usefulness as a dildo.

"Everything is dildous if you're brave enough."

"I don't know man, the baseball bat seems a little too big to be dildous."

by OMFGrant August 25, 2014

Dismount

Something requested by Correctional Officers when catching prisoners during institutionalized homogenization.

Gentlemen, Dismounts!

by Sique Puppi October 19, 2008