piece of fucking dildo dick 

What piece, though?

Person A: You piece of fucking dildo dick!
Person B: What piece, though?
Person C: Presumably, a piece of fucking dildo dick.
Repeat exchange between person B and person C ad infinitum with variations.

piece of fucking dildo dick by SmackThatBootyLikePOW July 25, 2017

Dildo Drone 

A gadget which consists of two items. One being a dildo, the other being a drone (pretty self explanatory). The dildo drone can be used for many activities such as a masturbation.

Did you see my new dildo drone that just arrived its very cool

Dildo Drone by asusmonor June 20, 2020

Dildo Diver

An individual who earns a meager living diving for lost dildos in the canals of Amsterdam’s red light district.

“Hey, Lance, is that a duck billed platypus?”

“No, Tim, it’s a dick faced dildo diver.”

Dildo Diver by Naked Speyrer May 9, 2021

ass ramming dildo demon 

a demon that lives in a dildo and fucks you in the ass while youre sleeping.

Henry didn't realize he was getting fucked by an ass ramming dildo demon because he thought it was his friend, AJ.

"I cant let you have anal tonight, I'm still sore from that ass ramming dildo demon."

ass ramming dildo demon by EnergyDrinks17 December 29, 2009

dildo doll 

a penis sucking doll with tight lips that sucks hard.

Shanny is a dildo doll.

dildo doll by bexxx. February 18, 2008

dildo duel 

1. haveing 1 dildo that can go into 2 pussys at once
2. 2 guys fighting with dildos.

1. It was awesome when we moved that dildo shaft like it was our own female penis
2. "dAWg i found a 2 didlos in he purse want to FIZITE?!?

dildo duel by ccdd December 10, 2003

dildo deflector 

A life altering conundrum wherein life shakes your hand with a knife up its sleeve.

I didn't know whether or not to take Damon's offer of a ride home because I knew I'd end up in a dildo deflector later on when he'd try to give it to me in the butt.

dildo deflector by zackola January 13, 2008