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Digital sex

Where two people trust each other so much that they share their passwords to their email account with each other... with consent, that is. Then they look into each other`s stuff because they have nothing to hide from each other.
Mike: Me and Nova had digital sex last night!
Jack: Really? Me and Sarah have digital sex all the time! Turns out she watches the same porn as I do.
Mike: I gotta have digital sex with Nova more often!
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digital zoom

Type of "zoom" found on many digital cameras and camcorders that is completely pointless. All it does is crop your image, resulting in degradation of quality, and can easily be done with any image editing software. Optical zoom is the only zoom that matters since it does not degrade image quality. Camera manufacturers love to advertise their cameras' digital zoom capabilities in really big font, while the optical zoom capabilities are printed really small or not at all. Uneducated consumers will only look at the digital zoom and probably buy the camera based on that.
Person #1: Look, my new digital camera has an 800x digital zoom!
Person #2: You're a moron.
by The Huagmire August 25, 2005
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Digital Sausage Party

An internet chat room consisting of only males.
Paully2525, Iamme42, Wondersmithenz, DrSexyfancy, HowlingAtYourMoon, KillinBugz4Life, FrigginYea, Brosmith25, & HardlyHard all say to each other, “What's with the digital sausage party? Where the fuckin’ bitches at?”
by RhymenPopper February 24, 2011
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Digital Prostitute

One who whores themselves online, be it social networks, online games, and/or webblogs, to acquire either cash or accessories.
Yo man, watch out for ReesePie only X-box live, she's such a digital prostitute....she'll con you out of rent checks, Turtle Beach headsets or even a new Xbox
by Privatepyle316 April 13, 2010
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digital detox

Avoiding digital activities such as checking your phone and logging into facebook for a meaningful period of time, usually the length of a vacation.
To improve creative thinking and concentration my doctor ordered a digital detox.
by quesondriac August 28, 2013
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Digitile

A low IQ person who thinks vaccines will slowly turn them into a robot like human. So “they” can control us.
They’re digitile ing us by injecting us with medicine that will turn us into robots and control us.
by DMU77 March 7, 2022
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Analog Digitalli

From afar via cpu, the creature gave birth to the analog digitalli.
by ZekeOZuela January 25, 2009
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