Dick Fingers

A hyperendemic medical condition caused by forgetting to wash one's hands post-masturbation. Transmission occurs via tactile association between infected and susceptible individuals. Symptoms include extreme clamminess of the hands; a smell can usually be ascertained as well. Objects at risk of contamination include door knobs, refrigerator handles, light switches, and computer mouses especially. At present, the only known vaccination is castration.

Note: DF cannot be considered an STD because masturbation does not count as sex.

Doctor: "I'm afraid you have DF."
Josh: "Is it curable?"
Doctor: *Sighs* "No, not really."

Girl: "Oh my god...you have dick fingers!"
Guy: "I guess I forgot to wash my hands."

by anotheraeolist September 27, 2013

dickfinger

a multi-use word describing the act of, or result of, screwing up.

I would ask Jim to help me out with this definition but I know he'd just dickfinger it up.

by Dale W Norris Jr August 29, 2005

Dick Fingers

When someone is so clumsy with their hands, it is as if their fingers are penises

Scott can't open the door because he has dick fingers.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 3, 2023

Dick Fingers

N. The hand signal used for quotation.
Often used by dicks.

- I'm worried about Obama's so called "Change we can Believe In."



-- Dude dont give me those Dick Fingers.

by Samuel Aubin March 8, 2009

dickflinger

a. One who beatsn rather than caresseing his dick to produce thick white semen, way too often; wanker. b. One who throws chopped off dicks at people.

a. The dickflinger's wang is purple with a rash dude. b. A cock hit me in the eye after the dickflinger launched it at me.

by agentcodyfranks February 7, 2004

Dick Fingers

A person that has extremely fat fingers. The fingers look like dicks rather than fingers. The cause of this is unknown however speculation is that it is caused by an illness know as dickfingervitus. People with dick fingers should be encouraged to wear black gloves to give a slimming effect on the fingers.

Tommy your fingers are so fat ... looks like you have a case of the dick fingers.

John your fingers are as fat as my cock ... put on some gloves dick fingers

by Dark Dan Brown October 14, 2009

dickfinger

see Homoerikyo. Guess how it was derived.

Anyone: "DICKFINGER!"
Erik: "ARRRGHH!!"

by HOMOERIKYO!!! October 17, 2003