dickens

abbreviation of "time-in-the-past-when-I-was-kicked-directly-in-the-dick-and-balls"; first shortened to "dick-and-balls" and then to "dick-ands," and finally to "dickens"

"That hurt like the dickens!"

by MrTheDickens December 5, 2012

dickens

sexual intercourse; aka "givin some dick"

girl: "Damn I had a rough day. I need a good dickens"

by MoSpeed July 10, 2004

dicken

What you do when you haven't got any from your girlfriend/fiance in a long time.

Man, I am going to give Joni a mad dicken tonight.

by Jeremy M. Martin August 23, 2006

dicken

When you see a animal that looks like a duck but your not sure if it is but then it also looks like a chicken so you just walk away mind fucked. And the dicken is born!!!

"bro look at that duck!"

"No dude thats a chicken!!!"
Random tourist appears
"No gentlemen according to my book of mythical creatures that is a dicken"

by RandomTourist20 April 13, 2014

dicken

The pain that comes after you get tripped by a little kid

Kaitlens foot hurts like the dickens!

by that guy who said it first September 26, 2004

dickens

slang term for a penis
may also be spelled "dickins"

niggastraightnigga: yo grrl, can i giya dat dickens!?

by drprofessaur April 28, 2010

Dicken

A picture of a penis in erect transformed to look like a chicken squaking at the sun

I own a dicken farm

by bobthepubefarmer March 28, 2011