Dickfinger

A slighlty shortened finger that looks like a male reproduction organ only smaller. (Hopefully, for your own sake)

So I tried to turn a running snowblower into a sock puppet and now I'm left with a dickfinger for a middle finger

by Ol Dickfinger Himself June 14, 2009

dickfingers

an insult used when i was so frustrated that i couldn't think of any other insult.

guy 1 is being a total jackass
guy 2: DICKFINGERS! you just knocked over my beer!

by gofuk yerself November 9, 2005

dickfinger

a multi-use word describing the act of, or result of, screwing up.

I would ask Jim to help me out with this definition but I know he'd just dickfinger it up.

by Dale W Norris Jr August 29, 2005

dickflinger

a. One who beatsn rather than caresseing his dick to produce thick white semen, way too often; wanker. b. One who throws chopped off dicks at people.

a. The dickflinger's wang is purple with a rash dude. b. A cock hit me in the eye after the dickflinger launched it at me.

by agentcodyfranks February 7, 2004

dickfinger

see Homoerikyo. Guess how it was derived.

Anyone: "DICKFINGER!"
Erik: "ARRRGHH!!"

by HOMOERIKYO!!! October 17, 2003

dickfingers

The ability to be a complete PSYCHO derived from having stubby fat lil piggies...

He is so evil... i bet he has dickfingers!

by Jean S, January 16, 2008

Dickcringe

Alternatively “dick cringe”.

When you cringe so hard that your dick cringes as well. Usually happens when you accidentally open a NSFW in public.

Dude, I clicked this shit on the train and dickcringed after I opened it…

by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO February 5, 2024