An overpayed asshole which you're supposed to visit in intervals of six months (twice a year). While you only visit this sadist twice a year, any more could scathe one's sanity. When you do go to the dentist, you will always find yourself being admonished by the dentist or his/her assistant(s) about how filthy your teeth are and how clean you should keep them. However, actually trying to improve one's dental hygiene is a futile endeavor since he/she will never be satisfied.
It's like putting up with a second nagging mother (or wife). With possibly hairier legs.
It's like putting up with a second nagging mother (or wife). With possibly hairier legs.
Dentist: "Your teeth are so filthy! Don't you wash them?!"
Patient jabs one of the dentist's cruel instruments of torment in her eye
Patient jabs one of the dentist's cruel instruments of torment in her eye
by anonymous, yo October 19, 2005
While getting it on with a girl, right before you blow your load you tell her that you think you see a cavity in her mouth. You tell her to open wide and then you quickly ejaculate in her mouth.
After banging the hell out of my hoe, I say to her open up bitch I see a cavity. I then shoot my load right in her mouth. That's why they call me The Dentist
by Pimp Dizzle J FO SHO January 10, 2010
The act of applying toothpaste to the males "member" and putting the member in the partners mouth and proceeding to brush their teeth. And when the male has reached climax giving the partner a creamy white finish.
That bitch has ass breath so I gave her the dentist
My shit still burns from last night when I gave Sally The Dentist
My shit still burns from last night when I gave Sally The Dentist
by The Naked Wombat February 10, 2009
a dentist is an evil sadistic person who likes 2 make your mouth bleed and lecture you about dental hygiene (which is worse?) in league with fellow sadistic creep, the orthodontist.
my blasted dentist likes to LOUDLY talk about cutting things out of my mouth while he has his hands in my mouth. one of these days im going to bite him.
by the amphibian messiah September 19, 2005
a paraprofessional who is too craven to do anything on his/her own requiring clearance from a real professional (i.e. physician) in order to practice dentistry.
I went to my dentist today and he wouldn't clean my teeth until my doctor signed a release. I thought these guys went to school!
by ken69 February 10, 2009
by mista mandalicious March 4, 2005
By "tooth decay" do you mean anything metaphorical?
No, I'm using the phrase with its purely dentistic meaning.
No, I'm using the phrase with its purely dentistic meaning.
by teethieteeth June 15, 2009