Demetrice

A Beautiful person who loves to help people. This person is a true Healer of the universe. A mate could easily fall in love with this person.

I fell in love with Demetrice at first sight.

by Owel eyes April 15, 2018

did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?

The phrase you say when your man does or says some dumb shit. Also used to express superiority.

(don't try to explain yourself after someone replies because you will look like a retard, just reply with 'ok' or 'bruh')

Guy 1: "Big chungus isnt funny"

Guy 2: "did you just violate 72 laws proper to the court of king demetrius demarcus bartholomew james III jr of saint kitts and nevis's governmental association?"

by mentally challenged ladder February 1, 2021

Demetrios

Heroic modern name derived from the ancient Greek hero "Demetrios the vigorous", who in his legendary journeys, defeated Flatulos the eight nippled beast of Mycenae and neutered the Cycladic ogre known as Testiclees the mighty. Bearers of the name Demetrios are imbued with the power that this name has bestowed upon them and are well regarded for their many incedible feats of manliness. People who have this name are known to be accomplished, desirable, magnificent and noble. Never engage in a test of wits with a Demetrios, for he will pants you, and all the world will see your cocktail frank and or vajoojoo.

Man #1: "I don't understand it. All the women in my family are pregnant at the same time, even my Grandma!"

Man #2: "Say, didn't some guy named Demetrios move in next door to you recently?"

by Leo Batfish III February 3, 2010

Demetri Martin

A very funny comedian, with nice hair and a good sense of humor.

Emma: This is great. "I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Especially if your teammates are bad guessers. Or during a game of pretend heart attack, and then naps."

Annie: Isn't that Demetri Martin, the funniest/best comedian to ever live?

Emma: Yes indeed.

by emmawemawoo October 17, 2008

Demetri

The coolest mother fuckers ever to have been born. A Demetri has a deep laugh like mother fucking Santa Claus, except Demetris won't deliver presents to kids because they are too busy being really fucking awesome to waste their time riding a sleigh in the mother fucking sky at midnight. A Demetri has hair like mother fucking Goldilocks, except a Demetri's hair is brown, so I guess you'd call them all mother fucking Sepialocks.

"Holy shit! Look at the sky! It's Santa Claus! There's no way that could be a Demetri because Demetris are way too cool for that shit."

by iamsoooanonymous February 6, 2009

demetrious johnson

A little black dude who whoops ass despite the opponents size or strength. The real OG in the UFC at the moment and has defended his title more than 7 times.

"Yo Jimmy did you see Alex beat up that guy yesterday"
"Yeah man he was like three times his size"
"Alex fucking Demetrious Johnson'd him"

by insightfulhubba February 25, 2017

Demitrious

Your Happy and Energetic Best friend! A Demitrious is a good person who'll stick with you with through tough situations. He'll trust everyone and gives everybody second chances maybe even thirds. He's Sweet, Kind and Funny on occasion but can be very cringe sometimes. A Demitrious will stick with who he loves till Death. The only eay to get rid of a Demitrious is by pushing him away. He won't always make the right decisions but when he does it'll always be worth it. Demitrious might not have the bestt memory but he tries to remember what's important. If you're in Love with a Demitrious you should be proud to have someone who'll never leave you. Demitrious will overtime change to what he thinks you'll like. If you want to try and have your original Demitrious back be as silly as he is. You'll both have fun! If your Demitrious seems weird talk things out with him.

Demitrious you're such a goof

by Your Olive Garden Employee April 2, 2021