Delusion of Awesomeness 

99.999% of all people playing any particular game all think they are complete Rock Stars, and totally AWESOME at the game, when in fact that is the exact percentage of people who totally suck at the game in question.

Scrubby: I AM SOE LEEEET AT DIS GAEM!!!!! :P
Bloodchills: Scrubby, you have caught the Delusion of Awesomeness. See your doctor, breh.

Delusion of Awesomeness by Bloodchills November 2, 2009

Delusion Card

Accusing someone of being so detached from reality that their factual claims or beliefs constitute a clinical delusion—a fixed, false belief resistant to reason. This is deployed when someone holds a view perceived as so obviously false or fringe that engaging with evidence seems pointless; instead, you attack their very grip on reality. It's an escalation beyond calling someone "wrong," claiming they are living in a fantasy world.

Example: In a flat-Earth debate, a scientist presents satellite imagery and curvature calculations. A flat-Earther might respond, "You're brainwashed by NASA!" To which the scientist, in frustration, might snap, "I'm not arguing anymore, I'm just worried about your crippling case of the delusion card." It's a terminal insult for a debate, declaring the other person fundamentally unreachable.

Delusion Card by Abzugal February 3, 2026

Delusion maxxing

to be optimistic to the point of delusion

“I am gonna marry a swiss princess “
“omg sarmad, stop delusion maxxing”

Delusion maxxing by Ugabugabugabuga April 2, 2026

tard fam delusion 

The idea that all of the tard fam members are extremely delusional. These MFs have no connection with reality at all and are always saying some dumb shit that has no chance of happening. These niggas are always living in their own headspace and being delusional is a disease that has spread all throughout the fam. Let me get whatever Norman "Nick" is smoking over there in Cali because it seems like his mind is on another planet when you hear the shit that comes out of his mouth.

*while playing comp 2K*
York: Give me the ball, let me end this, I'm gonna drive and dunk on both defenders
Ray Naker: Dude that nigga is 7'3" you ain't dunking on shit, delusional ass MF
*York goes in and gets his shit blocked*
Henry: Aye Ray, we just saw an example of tard fam delusion

tard fam delusion by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020

Trump Delusion Syndrome

When someone is so supportive of Donald Trump that anothing he does is automatically good or part of some greater plan despite whatever it actually is (see also: 4d chess)

A: why does x think that Trump firing all his staff members in the first few months is a good thing

B: he's just got Trump Delusion Syndrome

A: figures. He called me a cuck yesterday

B: it's ok he does that to everyone within a 5 mile radius

Trump Delusion Syndrome by Panda suplex September 12, 2017

Musician Delusion 

When a musician or band has an over inflated sense of talent. Fan base usually consists of family and friends whom are obligated to support them.

"I'd rather listen to stray cats in heat than one more minute of this crap, these guys have musician delusion."

"No dude, I'm sure that you'll be discovered in this midwestern dive bar, (under his breath as friend walks away) wow he's totally got musician delusion!"

Musician Delusion by Ms Keepin real January 26, 2012

Whipgraft Delusion 

The phenomenon in which you catch your reflection in the mirror and get the sense that you're peering into the eyes of a stranger, as if you're looking at a police sketch of your own face aged forward 20 years, which would imply that the real you is out there somewhere, wandering the streets of your old neighborhood, still at large.

When looking into the mirror yesterday, I felt like I had the whipgraft delusion.

Whipgraft Delusion by SaikoRyder December 13, 2021