dell 

A dud computer or something that doesn't work.

Ma computer just broke, I'm so pissed off! - ney wonder mon, it's a dell!

dell by someone who values their life July 14, 2005

dell 

1slow,can't understand the techies
2ripoff about %50 of the time
3got a printer for free and it literally fell apart in about a week
5they INSTALL TONS OF SHIT YOU DON'T WANT on the comp (including windows)
6aside that they don't give you a fucking windows disk to begin with

"the company isn't neccecarily bad, they do have good deals some of the time (free 19" monitor woo)
though people who worship dell should have their head bashed in w/a motherboard containing more than 1 ide port."

dell by caljoun June 30, 2005

Dell 

The Ford of computers.

Dell computers are sold very cheap, but you get exactly what you pay for.

Dell by Fuckitall June 30, 2006

Dell 

The word once known only for a semi-reliable computer company is now also used as a synonym for marijuana.

When Steven was arrested for posession of Marijuana, the term "dell" was instantly coined as a new term for marijuana.

Man 1: Dude, let's go smoke some dell.
Man 2: word.

Dell by bor August 24, 2003

Dell 

A computer brand advertised by a stoner that, when purchased, the owner somehow thinks he/she has bragging rights because their PC is "so fast" and "rips around XP like I rip around your mom", when in fact they own a shitty beige-box with no style or speed.

Even though my freind spent $6,000 on a VoodooPC with a custom paint job and a Coolermaster case, my Dell still screams and plays Counter-Strike with 2xAA and 2x Anisotropic Filtering.

Dell by ArcticFox November 12, 2003

Dell 

A computer sold mostly off the internet, via newspaper ads and TV ads. It comes pre loaded with all kinds of crap software that is useless. After all that is uninstalled it becomes a pretty decent computer for the cheap price. A fresh XP install is recommended.

Dude, you're getting a Dell! Hold on lemmie grab some weed.

Dell by 1069 August 27, 2005

Dell 

In Virginia it means....
Shut up or shut the fuck up.

"Haha look at your face"
"Dell bitch"

Dell by Thiss girlll December 16, 2008