deez nuts

a sack of balls or nut sack you know the deal

1)Do you prefer tapes or cds?
2)Cds.
1) Well see deez nuts.
2) ok tapes then
1) tape deez nuts to the back of your neck

deez nuts by chapman October 3, 2004

deez nuts

nutsack that has some balls in it known as deez nuts

i got to tell eileen about that

eileen who?

i leen back so you can see deez nuts

deez nuts by MOOSHOO PORK September 29, 2004

deez nuts

The logical extension, which replaces the former expression "in your face", which is superior in that it give specific information about WHAT is in your face. It is indicated in such a way as to imply that a bold act of superiority indicates, or more precisely, is a result of, superior genitalia.

Upon dunking a basketball on someone, and in the process dragging your nuts across his face:

DEEEZ NUTS!

deez nuts by Brock Way April 26, 2004

deez nuts

1. To punk out a friend (or fellow military buddy)
2. To grab one's "package" to emphasize a point

Person A: Have you talked to Sergeant Botha?
Person B: Sergeant Botha?
Person A: Botha deez nuts in your mouth, biatch!

Person A: Where is Captain Dees?
Person B: Captain Dees?
Person A: Deez nuts in your mouth!

Person A: Have you seen Phillip?
Person B: Phillip who?
Person A: Phillip on deez nuts!

deez nuts by The Grizzle November 11, 2008

deez nuts

joke played on a friend. dont forget the ever popular use listed below.

#1-hey ronnie, would you like two CDs? (but what you REALLY mean is "to see deez")
#2-sure, which ones?
#1-DEEEEZ NUTS!

deez nuts by stinky nuts May 10, 2003

deez nuts

A males balls
Use this when you ask them a question making them say what

You: Mom guess what Grandma sent us
Mom: What?
You: Deez nuts!
Mom: Imma whoop yo ass

deez nuts by Tyris Truitt March 30, 2020

Deez Nuts

What came in the mail today.

Person 1: "something came in the mail today."
Person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "deez nuts! HAH, got em! Got em!"

Deez Nuts by Anya Braginski July 19, 2015