December 9th 

December 9th is National A’s Kiss Day. This day anyone who’s name starts with an A have to kiss each other or at least flirt with one another.

*girl with a name kisses boy with a name*
A named Boy: what was that for?
A named Girl: its December 9th, National A’s Kiss day!

December 9th by watermelon_pie December 7, 2020

December 9th 

On this day, any man that is over the age of 5, is required by US federal law 16.8.00.3 to give glizzy gluck 3000 to any other male (doesn’t have to be human). Only exclusion is that it can’t be male.

“Yo it’s december 9th!”
“Imma glizzy gluck my turtle hbu?”
“maybe just the cockroach i killed yesterday”

December 9th by Chlorinated_diplomat December 9, 2020

December 9th 

National leave your girl on read day

Bsf he left me on open

Did you not know today is December 9th?

December 9th by Toxic shit December 9, 2020

December 9th 

December 9th overwrites December 10th's "national discord mod day."

random, "December 10th is national discord mod day, that means yall get muted for a day." You, "Actually, yesterday was December 9th, which means today is canceled, and we don't get muted."

December 9th by Propqnvity December 9, 2020

December 9th 

An amazing Sagittarius' birthday! Or for some reason now an Ophiuchus, like wtf NASA?

It's December 9th! Happy Birthday!

December 9th by KatieKlutz November 30, 2020

December 9th 

Guys what happened on december 9th pls tell me

You hopped on among us on December 9th?

December 9th by xX_DjUnGeLsKoG_Xx March 21, 2021

December 9th 

The day some really sexy, smart, and buff dudes were born. People born on this day have massive cocks and can steal peoples parents easily(not just moms).

Holy shit its december 9th , gotta suck that guy off i guess. He can leg press both of my parents omg im so wet rn.

December 9th by Someone with a massive cock November 25, 2021