Deathwater

Deathwater began when the Mist from Stephan King’s story was herded to Texas and milked, producing normal-seeming vitamin water. But after three minutes on contact with air, it turns black. And all those medicinal properties? They go to Hell. It will kill you. But first, you throw up 600 pounds of bricks! Luckily, you don’t notice because you having a high big enough to fit two 747s, six eighteen wheelers, and an elephant. Then you die.
Besides the Mist, Deathwater comes in two other flavors: Chuck Norris Sweat and Chuck Norris Urine. Deathice is also in the works, which is described as being like ice-skating on sand paper.

“If you buy Deathwater, you won’t have to worry about the economy. ‘Cause you’ll be dead!”- Greenwood

“I welcome you!”- Satan

“I got Damascus Fever! Could Deathwater cure it?”- Last of a series of Deathwater references in trail logs along the Appalachian Trail approaching Damascus

by Gobba42 May 16, 2010

Deathlaney

A girl that wants nothing but death for everyone. Also known for quoting: "Life begins when church ends" "Sex begins when condoms end" and many more.

"Brah, I want to have sex with my girlfriend, but she just wants to raw dog it."
"Dude, what a Deathlaney!!"

by Adolf<3er September 30, 2011

deathale

the act off coughing so violently after exhaling smoke, everyone around believes that your are preparing to die.

text example- That last hit made my lungs deathale so bad, my chest looks like Rihannah's

by is it 420 pm December 3, 2011

Deathbanger

A young male with presumed "mommy issues" who once preferred the company of older women and "MILFS" but has since lost the patience for drama and hassle of dealing with the living in any way, but now seeks the company of those who are inanimate and cannot speak or object. Preferred partner is now that of a corpse. Usually a fresh one not long after buried in the local cemetery.

Steve is a Deathbanger. Steve robs graves with the objective of banging old dead whores so there are no additional hassles in his life, or fear of rejection.

by Wongisdsadas November 24, 2019

Deathnag

A withering blast of white-hot hassle from a spouses mouth which simultaneously destroys any ideas, plans, plots one might have, long term or otherwise. May also include vague or spot-on references to past indiscretions.

Upon hearing of Travis' intent to host a Guy's Night in Vegas, his girlfriend unleashed a Deathnag, thereby putting to death any and all travel plans for the next 3 months.

by Ariesthirtyone May 7, 2009

Deathcake

The act of putting a a piece of cake on top of a beer and eating it while chugging your whole beer.

o shit you just hit the fucking deathcake can... DRINK IT!!! eat it ?

by DoucheSchnoogle May 28, 2009

Deatheater

A person obsessed with death, mortality, and end to life basically. That is a common theme in their music, entertainment, and artwork.

Edgar Allen Poe and Holden Caulfield were Deatheater (s)

by ShutDesFuckUp June 6, 2011