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Deepwater Horizon Poo

Oily, fatty floating diarrhea. Like an oil slick.
by poopyhead1987 December 27, 2011
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Deepwater Horizon

A deviant sexual act whose name based on the exploding oil rig in the Gulf of Mexico. The act begins with a blumpkin (a blowjob on the male while the male defecates into a toilet bowl). In the midst of the act, one of the parties lights a match that causes an explosion from the burning methane.
I got that girl from the club to give me a blumpkin. Halfway through I went to light a cig and it caused an explosion like the Deepwater Horizon, dawg! It singed my ass hairs and almost blew up my toilet!
by JC Not Christ September 9, 2010
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Deadmager

King of Wildhammer. Also known as "god" of wildhammer in the videogame World of Warcraft, (server, Wildhammer). He is fun, loving, and good with ladies. He is Trade chats "comedian"!
Deadmager: BOW TO ME WILDHAMMER
Peasant of wildhammer: OK MASTER!
by Kevin kissire August 6, 2008
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Deepwater Horizon oil spill

The Deepwater Horizon oil spill (also referred to as the "BP oil spill") was an industrial disaster that began on 20 April 2010 off of the coast of the United States in the Gulf of Mexico on the BP-operated Macondo Prospect,6789 considered to be the largest marine oil spill in the history of the petroleum industry and estimated to be 8 to 31 percent larger in volume than the previous largest, the Ixtoc I oil spill, also in the Gulf of Mexico. The United States federal government estimated the total discharge at 4.9 MMbbl (210,000,000 US gal; 780,000 m3).3 After several failed efforts to contain the flow, the well was declared sealed on 19 September 2010.10 Reports in early 2012 indicated that the well site was still leaking.1112 The Deepwater Horizon oil spill is regarded as one of the largest environmental disasters in world history.
Person A: That shit was Deepwater Horizon oil spill
Person B: Boowomp
by The Deepwater Horizon oil spil September 20, 2023
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Deepwater Horizon

Deviant sexual act wherein a man, giving it to his woman jackhammer style, yells, "Oh no, the blowout preventer is failing," drops her on the ground, pulls out, falls down on the floor next to her, blows his load on her stomach, and then sets it on fire.
Guy 1: "Last night night I was feeling a little frisky so I gave her a Deepwater Horizon."

Guy 2: "I had no idea semen was flammable. Oh well, at least you didn't use the top kill maneuver. That shit is nasty."
by BPexec1 May 31, 2010
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deepwater nigga

A deepwater nigga, similar to a deepwater Jew, is a scaly gilled nigga, who hoards Hennessy and drip. However since he is unable to swim, the deepwater nigga has his lair in the back of the trap house, and clinks two bottles of Hennessy together to pass the time. The noise brings him joy.
“Who’s that guy stealing chains in the back of the trap?”
“Oh that’s just Taquavion. He’s a deepwater nigga. He’s just in the lair with his drip”
“What’s a deepwater nigga?”
“It’s a scaly, gilled nigga who’s lair is in the back of the trap”
by Deepwaterdefiner February 17, 2022
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deadmager

troll. he does nothing on world of warcraft but troll the trade. you cannot take him seriously. he is delirious when he thinks he is the king of wildhammer, when really hordfaithful is.
deadmager: I am the king of wildhammer!
Randomguy43: no you're not, you're the king of taking it up the ass. and hordfaithful is the king of wildhammer.
Hordfaithful:^^^^
by i<3heroin April 12, 2011
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