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Déconner

Multi-purpose French verb, roughly equivalent to "Fuck" in English.

Etymologically, means to "accidentally pull out of the vagina during intercourse".

In its current use, it could mean :

* To kid, to tease, to fuck with somebody.
* To goof, mess, kid, dick, or fuck around (or about).
* To be dysfunctional, or fucked up.
* To make a bad (though funny) mistake, to fuck up.
To fuck with somebody :

- Hey, Bob - how's your room ? Cleaned up already ? Your mom says she'll come up in 5 minutes.
- (panicked yell) FUCK !!!!!!
- Naaah, je déconne :-D !

To fuck around :

- Yeah ... about Scott ... he's been dicking around for 15 years = ça fait quinze ans qu'il passe son temps à déconner ... Maybe that would not hurt him to get a bit serious, for a change !

To be fucked up :

- Hey, Matt, heard about the latest decision of the Supreme Court ? They ruled that a Corporation is a person with freedom of speach, and therefore should be OK'd to donate to an electoral campaign.
- Putain, ils déconnent sec, ceux-là !

(alternative) :

- Putain de bordel de connerie d'écran de MERDE !!

- What's going on, Ryan ?
- That fucking CRT screen ... il déconne encore !

To fuck up :

- So Spud showed up high at his job interview ...

- Oh jeez :-D ! C'est déconneeeeeer !!
by Blues Buster January 22, 2010
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Delontè

A genuinely handsome masterpiece that thrives in intellegence and style.
There lacks a healthy number of Delontès in the world nowadays
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devonte

A very smart boy who has a big penis in have all the thots but act shy all the time
Devonte is fun and have a big penis
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Deionte

One intelligent ass mf who under any circumstance will not lose an argument. Usually very kind and loving, but when pissed off they will embody the spirit and mind of Satan. Loves to be loved. Hates to be alone. Doesn't mind competition, actually welcomes it. Has a very dark past. Overall winner in life.
Deionte is crazy as fuck.
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Deonte

Most like to fuck any niggas bitch
Deonte fucked My girl.....
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Decontent

Auto industry term for removing features from upcoming model years, usually to save money.
"Auto manufacturers have begun to decontent passenger side lock cylinders, as power locks and RKE have made them redundant."
by Raptor9458 July 20, 2009
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Devonte

Devonte is usually a light skin mixed with two or more races. He’s chill some would say he has a good heart. Devonte’s are usually musically gifted whether it be singing or instrumental. They are 99.9% of the time the sweetest, most honest, shy yet generous guys around. Most if not all do have very large porn material packages but don’t flaunt it. They tend to attract a lot of women not based on looks or being cocky but mainly off of their personality and way they carry themselves.
If you find yourself lucky enough to come across a Devonte don’t lose him or you’ll never find another like him again.
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