National Cum In My Pants Day

May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
by SchleppBot April 29, 2020
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Eat Pant Day

November 17. Eat pant day
A day where you eat pant
Pant comes from the word Pants, when you say 'eat pant' you are basically saying Eat pants.
It comes from Bart Simpson saying 'Eat my Shorts'
'Hey it's Eat Pant day!'
'No way, let's eat pant and spread the word!'
*Eats pant*
by IaintRusty November 17, 2020
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national wear red pants day

the day when you wear red pants. may 11th
"Wow it's may 11th lets wear red pants cause it's national wear red pants day"
by sicknastyawesomepossum May 11, 2013
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Today, the 20. of may, any girl/boy finds it pleasant if the other sex (optional) puts theire hands in the others pants and grab that ass, pussy or dick
Girl :„happy national grab under pants day

Guy : „thanks“
Guy starts fingering girl
Girl :„wow, thank you so much
by Max1220 May 15, 2018
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This means that everyone needs to poop and pee in their pants, especially those who have their birthday on 19 November.
If they don’t do it on 19 November: Poop and pee in your pants day, you can slap their butt.
by MarleyAvenueStreet March 13, 2024
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