The story of how the Capitol insurrectionists' legal teams realized that their best defense was to push Trump under the bus for inciting the insurrectionists to storm the Capitol.
Normal person 1. Hey, did you see how the treasonous insurrectionists are now rightfully blaming Trump for inciting them to be idiots?
Normal person 2. I sure did. It took four years, but we finally have Dante's Revenge.
Normal person 1. It is a fitting and karmic fate for the scum in chief that "...rejected spiritual values by yielding to bestial appetites or violence, or by perverting their human intellect to fraud or malice against their fellowmen."
Normal person 2. I sure did. It took four years, but we finally have Dante's Revenge.
Normal person 1. It is a fitting and karmic fate for the scum in chief that "...rejected spiritual values by yielding to bestial appetites or violence, or by perverting their human intellect to fraud or malice against their fellowmen."
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Dante is a bit full of himself, and for good reason. His half demon heritage gives him phenomenal strength, speed, agility, and healing abilities, to the point where he can get impaled multiple times and still lay down a good ass-kicking. While he normally takes on a human form, he has the ability to use a "Devil Trigger", which makes him stronger, faster, take less damage, and just more badass in general for a short period of time. He is constantly at odds with the legions of Hell which his father locked away and his brother, Vergil, who is thought to have been killed. He has a large red jewel around his neck that is the only thing he has left of his mother, who was killed by demons when was young (thus inspiring him to become a demon hunter).
Dante is a bit full of himself, and for good reason. His half demon heritage gives him phenomenal strength, speed, agility, and healing abilities, to the point where he can get impaled multiple times and still lay down a good ass-kicking. While he normally takes on a human form, he has the ability to use a "Devil Trigger", which makes him stronger, faster, take less damage, and just more badass in general for a short period of time. He is constantly at odds with the legions of Hell which his father locked away and his brother, Vergil, who is thought to have been killed. He has a large red jewel around his neck that is the only thing he has left of his mother, who was killed by demons when was young (thus inspiring him to become a demon hunter).
Dante: Well, this is my kind of rain.
No wonder the sky looks so funny today.
Lady: Let me go!
Dante: Let you go?
But it would be a waste if you ended up as just a pretty stain.
Dante: You sure know how to throw a party. No food, no drinks, and the
only just left.
Vergil: My sincerest apology, brother. I was so eager to see you and
couldn't concentrate on the preparation of the bash.
Griffon: "You! Are you the human, the son of Sparda, who challenges the
Darkness Mundus?"
Dante: "Flock off feather-face, or you can stick around and find out the
hard way!"
No wonder the sky looks so funny today.
Lady: Let me go!
Dante: Let you go?
But it would be a waste if you ended up as just a pretty stain.
Dante: You sure know how to throw a party. No food, no drinks, and the
only just left.
Vergil: My sincerest apology, brother. I was so eager to see you and
couldn't concentrate on the preparation of the bash.
Griffon: "You! Are you the human, the son of Sparda, who challenges the
Darkness Mundus?"
Dante: "Flock off feather-face, or you can stick around and find out the
hard way!"
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