Danism

Religion by the great Dan. Related to Communism, followers pledge loyalty to emperor Dan and the TI-84 seal of genius.

Danism is the best!

by Merriam-Webster February 21, 2023

Danism

An inaccurate or false prediction of time. Often used when referencing a time period of a person's return, or how long an activity or action will take.

"He said he'd be back by now, apparently that was a danism." "As we heard his wife call out to him we realized his "back in five minutes" had been a danism." "Well, he didn't show up, guess that's another danism under the belt."

by Sweeneypod August 10, 2019

Danism

A form of religion based upon the great God Daniel Cox. Founded in 2010 Danism has become one of the primary leading religions in the New Wave of freedom religions. Danism basically consists of doing whatever you want whenever you want while following up to a certain point the basic social rules of the North American society. So basically if your retarted or if you are a douche bag, please stop reading this and go eat carrots.

Fat Joe : In the name of the father, the son ---- interruption
Ralph : I'm tired of praying. I want to party.
Daniel Cox: Join Danism then!
Ralph : ok!

by Danist October 16, 2010

danism

when a person or persons keep moaning/arguing at a person named dan.

This Is Danism

by Lil-Dan November 2, 2008

dankiemon

A monster inside a fantasy realm made entirely out of marijuana.

Yo dawg, i saw a dankiemon last friday.

by Dankilicious October 30, 2009

daneism

the worship and study of rocks. beleiving that all were created by and from rocks and do return as such. Daneism is named after it's messiah like christianity. the messiah is said to be Dane Loathy, who in 2009 renewed the knowlodge of this ancient religion. Most paganism and the egyption religion were origionally Daneism, although named differently at that time. they all swayed from the main course caused by greed and misconceptions of their leaders. the origional name has been long forgotton although it is said not to be a word but a not not producable by humans. In ancient times humans had a nickname but only the earth itself could produce the sound of the true name. currently the earth is in a low acticvity period, sortof like sleeping, but it's slowly waking and becomeing more active with the more people that beleive in daneism. almost all major religions were origionally an interpretation of daneism by someone who fully understood it but couldn't explain it to others in literal terms and so the whole religion is a metaphor.

person 1"have you heard about the ending of the earth thing in 2012?"

person 2"ya the myans were great followers of daneism, we interpreted their prediction wrong though. 2012 is when the earth will begin fully awakening, which will involve apocalypse like mmovements of the earth."

person 1"oh.........you sure?"

person 2"yup, daneism don't lie"

by sir echtor the reallyveryshort December 31, 2009

Danisms

The use of words in the form of Daniel language. The majority of these words being his own gay thoughts or loud outbursts. These kinds of hilarious terms seem to be like the Chad's gay cousin Dan.

Seem's those Danisms are getting in the way again.

by MsBugg98 September 9, 2019