danger wank 

starting to masturbate while parked at red lights and having to cum before they are green again

i danger wanked at the lights the other day, went straight into the back of a van, then i drove off

danger wank by 'The Master' April 2, 2008

Danger Wank 

Finishing yourself off during masturbation before being walked in on/caught at your business

Mum walking in on you avin a wankkkkkkkkkkk - Was a mad danger wank

Danger Wank by Roy boi October 19, 2008

Danger Wank 

Cracking one out in a high risk situation in a predetermined amount of time.

He said yes to a cuppa then when he'd finished his danger wank there was a brew next to him.

Danger Wank by Mackerzzz March 29, 2015

Danger Wank 

A danger rank is were you start Wanking/Masturbating/Pulling The Ham/ Beating Your Meat/ Tickling The Pickle/ Kissing The Pork etc. You call your mother or father into the room and try to finish before they enter. Victors of this challenge will be praised and have the right to boast about it, if they do not become the leader of the group then get new friends. Of course there will be contesters, there always is. Time yourself next time.

Jim: How come your the leader of the group?
Bob: I performed a danger wank and succeeded!
Jim: Holy shit! All praise lord Bob

Danger Wank by BigLadGreggs March 9, 2020

Danger wank 

when you start wanking and shout to your mother to come to your room , and see if you can finish before she opens your bedroom door.

I'm so embarrassed, yesterday I failed at a danger wank.

Danger wank by Dragon67 April 16, 2023

danger wank 

1. Wanking so often and violently that you are in danger of damaging your member.

2. Beating the meat so hard that it starts to come off.

3. Treating your dick like an amusement park

Ox realised he was having a danger wank after the doctor told him he didn't have an STD but that he just needed to leave it alone for a day or two

danger wank by Kylz August 4, 2004

Danger Wank 

To wank masterbate over dangerous situations. Getting erect over being in trouble or in a car crash. When in pain, example having a knife stuck into you and having a wank over that.

Also known as 'DW'ing or having a 'DW'

Paul was in Woolworths in the Pic and Mix department and had a Danger Wank over the fact he was being watched by a mother and her child.

Steve stole an item of clothing from a shop to get the security guard to run after him. While was running, about to get caught, he had a danger wank.

Danger Wank by Hobbit JT December 17, 2007