The dick that you are currently
fucking. Meant to dehumanize and strip away the
face and personality attached to the genitals that are taking care of your sexual needs during a brief period between more serious
love interests.
Raquel: “Oh my god, Paul, I’m so sorry. I think I accidentally invited my duck to your pool party.”
Paul: “What duck, Raquel? No pets allowed.”
Raquel: “No. I invited the dick that I’m
fucking to your party. He’s my duck right now.”
Paul: “
Oh.
Well. No dicks either. My mom’s really strict.”