driving the bus

Being conscious or being in control of one's self.

Did you see that glazed look in her eye? She's not driving the bus!

by Henwen September 21, 2005

driving the bus

To be draped over a toilet ridding yourself of the last several hours of food and drink consumption.Name comes from the image of a person kneeling in front of a bowl, with arms draped around the rim, and head focused down in the vomit position, similar looking to a bus driver leaning forward with his/her arms draped around the rim of the steering wheel.

After a long night of tequila shots, Fred was driving the bus until 4 A.M.

by Bub Soda, kudos to Czyzyciewcz September 21, 2005

Are You Driving This Bus?

To say your in control.

Man and woman are having a fight
Woman: Barry you never let me have what I want
Man: ARE YOU DRIVING THIS BUS?!?!
(Woman Cries)

by iNguyen October 25, 2008

cat driving a bus

A term that was born on AOTS- mostly Kevin, because Kevin is a genius. Also it basically means turning frantically from side to side. . . As if scratching like a cat would when said cat sees a plastic mouse, or a real one. It also helps if you meow.

Kevin stop yelling at the intern, you're like a cat driving a bus.

by xDJ RaV GirL September 25, 2010

cat driving a bus

A term used to describe old television producers, who are presumably inept or out of touch with younger viewers, when they make inexplicable program decisions.

Producer: We're calling the new car segment "rides, whips and hoons."
Kevin: What the hell is a hoon?
Producer: You know, it's what you youngsters call...hmmm...
Kevin: I swear it's like a "cat driving a bus."
Producer: Just shut up and read your lines you little punk unless you wanna go back to bagging groceries.
Kevin: Sorry sir, can I get you some more coffee.

by AOTS Fan September 29, 2010

Cat Driving a Bus

A frantic or silly act

That guy needs to relax, he looks like a cat driving a bus

by River Bandit September 23, 2010

Cat driving a bus

used to describe sudden and radical decisions.

-He changed the meeting time from 5:00 to 12:00 and now to 7:00
D@mn!! It's like a Cat driving a bus!

by wiiS360 September 22, 2010