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douchebaggers

Teabaggers, namely ignorant, racist, Obama-hating conservatives who pitch a bitch every time Barack Obama does something to try to help poor bastards like them. Brainwashed by hateful conservative pundits, they have no idea that they are fighting against their own economic interest, but continue to publicly spout their ignorance and attempt to block the progress that this corrupt country so desperately needs.

They are conservatives, ergo they are douchebags: hence the term "douchebaggers." See also "douchebagger."
1. Boy, those douchebaggers on TV really have their panties in a bunch. What a pack of idiots. What are they so angry about?

2. Yollin keeps wearing his stupid Obama-bashing t-shirts. He's a real douchebagger.
by OsirusR July 6, 2010
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Douchbaginess

the state of being an extreme douchebag aka aron feltaman
his extreme douchbaginess alienated him from just about everybody
by lalalalalaaaa February 22, 2008
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Douchebagliness

(dew-sh-bag-lee-ness)
1) a derivative of douchebag denoting an exceptionally high level of douchebaggery
2) the quantifiable measure of the level of douchebaggery existing in any person, place or thing
1) I will most certainly not go to there and put myself in an environment with that level of douchebagliness.
2) I can smell the douchebagliness permeating the air around him.
by thephunk August 20, 2010
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douchebagiest

Jim is a real douche bag, in fact, he is the douchebagiest person I've ever met.
by dangerousd January 11, 2006
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douchebagnese

Speaking in the language of a douchebag!

When a man tells you that he would love to have you sleep over tonight, but please make yourself scarce when his DATE comes over in the morning. "We wouldn't want her uncomfortable, now would we?"
Man, Nick has been talking douchebagnese all week!
by Angel kisses July 23, 2009
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Douchebagnet

a girl who naturally attracts the douchiest of men unintentionally is labeled as a douchebagnet.
by poopshooter July 18, 2012
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Douchebaggestry

The act and art of being a douche
"What manner of douchebaggestry is this?! You fuckers have gone way too far this time!"
by FrenchCarpet-NoS February 21, 2015
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