Diserplmea

A rare and contagious disease that is spread through direct eye contact. Symptoms include:
1. Treats every object and thing like a scratch and sniff sticker, including liquids
2. Only knows English, but has random outbursts of fluent Korean
3. Is afraid of financial stability and music
4. Has violent seizures while making bomb Rigatoni
5. Is deathly afraid of the number six
7. Can't stop using phrases like "dope!" and "lit!"
8. When the disease takes full control, victim can shape-shift into a Cinnamon Roll at will

If you see anyone with the symptoms of Diserplmea, shoot on site!

by Vlad the Impaler (B.v and A.c) December 2, 2019

have the day you deserve

In other words, you are a terrible person who brings nothing but negativity and unpleasantness to everyone around you so I hope your day is just as negative and unpleasant as you are

You have the day you deserve ma’am

Go fuck yourself respectfully

by Kikzfreak June 1, 2023

kim seokjin deserves better

only facts

"stop sleeping on hyung line! kim seokjin deserves better!"

by Yeontaestan March 10, 2018

deserved better

to merit, be qualified for, or have a claim to (reward, assistance, punishment, etc.) because of actions, qualities, or situation: to deserve exile; to deserve charity; a theory that deserves consideration. verb (used without object), deserved, deserving.

tmr characters deserved better

by naeya1 May 18, 2018

Deserve Each Other

Two people who both share a derogatory quality (or qualities) in common that make these two people suited for each other in a relationship. It is often used to describe two people already in a relationship in a condescending manner. The phrase implies that because of this quality, they are not worthy of dating other people.

Tom's and Julia are fake af. They deserve each other.

by UsernamePassword31 May 15, 2017

Desert Eagle

Manufactured by Israeli Military Industries, for Magnum Research. A Gas-operated massive motherfucker.

Generally known to be one of the most powerful pistols available today, the Desert Eagle has obscene stopping power. Coming in .357, .41 .44 Magnum, .50 Action Express and .440 Cor-Bon calibres, the Desert Eagle fires big-bore rounds. Popularized by films, television and video-games, e.g. Half-Life Counter-Strike, the Desert Eagle is in fact avoided by everyone from counter-terrorism squads to terrorists themselves. It is about twice as heavy as the average pistol and approaches 11 inches in length - a normal pistol is about 6-7 inches. The Desert Eagle has considerable recoil and its only real use is sport-hunting, due to its single-shot accuracy, and sheer power - it could probably stop a bear dead in its tracks. The .50AE, is half an inch in calibre and weighs 'only' about 19 grammes. It's relatively slow, however, which severely impacts on its performance as a longer-range weapon.

Only men of Arnold Schwarzenegger's physique can truly handle the Desert Eagle, especially when chambered in .50 Action Express.

by Comrade Dmitri March 15, 2004

Arabian Desert

when a girl is sucking a guys testicles and the guy farts into her nostrils to suffocate her.

I gave michelle the narliest arabian desert and she gagged on my balls which felt good!

by Rammies May 27, 2010