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jeff-size dick

Jeff tried to jerk off his dick but he cant because he has a jeff-size dick
by Erika's a jew October 18, 2013
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fun size snicker bar dick

girl: how was that guy last night?
other girl: he has a fun size snicker bar dick!
by alyssaabarbie March 30, 2009
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The House Rule of Dick Sizes

When a man tells a woman how big his dick is and how a woman can tell how big it really is.
10-12"=7-9" or 3-4"
7-9"=5-6"
5-6"= also equals 3-4"
"Big"=Inverted
If it's a solid size subtract 2" immediately then refer to this chart
Woman: How big is it?
Man: It's 7 inches
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes* Alright I guess it'll do
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Woman: How big is it?
Man: I'm a solid seven
Woman: *Refers to The House Rule of Dick Sizes**laughs* No thank you
by DIRTY_DEEDS_93 April 18, 2014
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dicksize disguise

A method by which females try to pass off as males on the internet by referring to the length of their nonexistent dong.
They were being highly sexist in the chatroom and I just wanted some help with the flash game, so I used a dicksize disguise.
by EclecticBass September 3, 2010
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