designer water

A commercial brand of mineral water, often served or sold under pretentious circumstances or marketing and/or at exorbitant cost.

I went to the cocktail bar with the guys, but as I was drivin' I had to sip designer water all evening.

by Lior Bar-On January 9, 2006

designerrhea

The output of designers who are really fast but produce shit designs.

John just spewed out some more designerrhea for us to work on for the new web site.

by The Real Killjoy April 21, 2010

designer snake

Someone that’s pretty and fake

dam bro she’s a designer snake.

by yktv764 June 11, 2019

Designer Baby

A baby that has been dripped out in designer clothes

That designer baby's chain is so icy!

by IAintPetty April 30, 2020

designerd

An individual with an interest, verging on obsession, for design. Often ostracised in society by the colour uncoordinated. Usually (but not restricted to) Apple fanboys.

This trait can manifest itself in the awkward use of design terminology in non-design situations. For example, when describing the colour of phlegm in a sick note as being similar to #CCFF00.

I was your typical designerd at school.

by Des Ignerd April 19, 2011

Designer Dog

What irresponsible back yard breeders and puppy mills call mutts and sell for exorbitant amounts of money. These losers are creating another fad that comes at the expense of innocent dogs.

Hey is that guy walking a schnoodle or a puggle, you know one of those designer dogs?

Neither, it's a dumbass that paid $1,000 bucks for a mutt that has hip dysplasia.

by Mike Ockslong January 21, 2008

Designer Babies

Advanced reproductive technologies allow parents and doctors to screen embryos for genetic disorders and select healthy embryos.It could "cure" genetic diseases in embryos by replacing faulty sections of DNA with healthy DNA.
www.bionetonline.org

A deaf lesbian couple has choosen to have two deaf children by artificial insemination using sperm from a man who had a long family history of deafness.They deliberately chose to bring a child into the world with a disability.This Raises a question about Designer Babies

by Ashlynn October 17, 2006